Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?
This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of
a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu
for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?
And, if he ever needed a pen to sign a bill into law, he could just change a spectator into one. If we ever needed a really big bomb, well, that's
what the secretary of defense is for...the possibilities are truly endless.
I can feel my sanity being slowly drained away from me...
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