Karl Rove To Resign

I think I posted this an hour ago, but who knows, still a great story. Mods for the sake of not having 2 stories about the same article please delete or lock my thread, since this one already have many replies to it.

You know, I've read people making much more violent comments about bin Laden or Saddam Husein than Grover did about Rove, and walked away scott free, yet his post was removed for gross violations?

Personally, I feel this man is a vampire, and should be treated as such. What else would you call someone who lives off the blood of others?

Rove is a paid political strategist. His 'profession' has been around for a long time. The term in the biz is "gunslinger" because people in that line of work are known for their ability to professionally 'kill' anyone (career wise). They employ a crew of elite fixers and and the fixers in turn employ the specialists. A good gunslinger can name his/her own price. Don;t be fooled in to thinking that there are no female equivelents to Rove.

Originally posted by grover
I would be terribly mortified if anyone took my suggestion as to what to do with Karl Rove seriously. If I offended anyone, I apologize, It was in all honesty meant as humor. Hell we don't even treat vampires that way anymore.

[edit on 13-8-2007 by grover]

Well, Grover, just so you know, that comment you made early this morning had me laughing all day at work. I know it was meant to be witty and funny- and others should know you were joking.
You made my day with your statement- you could only become offended by it if Karl Rove WERE a REAL VAMPIRE, then such a death call would be innapropriate. But since he's NOT, i took it as a very funny and wittty comment.
Thanks for bringing a smile to me at 6am this morning.

Bye, bye, Turd Blossom. And, for the record, I think the high school slang definition, "spreading smell of a fart", was the real one. It fits with towel-snapping humor and also the stenches KR created in his line of work. One would have to suffer from anosmia to not smell the stench that has befouled a great nation and its Constitution.

My nerves shuddered with fear, not from a thought of OBL, but from the thought that KR has been let loose upon the nation, ala Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Bush has freed his jackal.

Re anymore pleading lack of memory...in that case, there should be a Constitutional amendment and laws prohibiting anyone who is over 40 to work in Washington. Or, barring that, "memory testing" like drug testing should be administered. "Sorry, President Weasel, but you and your boogle all failed the test. Gotta go bye bye."

Drat, the old router double post trick. Sorry. MrD must have been clicking on something.

[edit on 13-8-2007 by desert]

I still think it would be a good idea to hold an excorism of the White house after this administration leaves to get rid of the influence of Rove and Cheney.

Dear grover, I have always said that humor is a sign of intelligence. I would have thought that how to kill a vampire was still part of the body of common knowledge. Take heart, grover, for instead of witnessing the "dumbing down of America", you may just be witnessing the passage of old knowledge.
For example, I, myself, have plucked a chicken clean and cooked it, but I have not transmitted such knowledge to my sons. Perhaps how to kill a vampire has become esoteric knowledge. When I discovered my ex-husband was an energy vampire, according to New Age lore, I served him with divorce papers. That Nosferatu is long gone and never returned.
Sigh...Lon Chaney must be turning over in his grave.

[edit on 14-8-2007 by desert]

Originally posted by grover
I still think it would be a good idea to hold an excorism of the White house after this administration leaves to get rid of the influence of Rove and Cheney.

I do too.
Here's hoping they do leave!!!
There's the possibility, as you know, that they wont.