posted on Jan, 18 2004 @ 06:05 AM
>Whats up you sexy graphic beeotch?
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
>Cool, are jealous that I am human and you aren't?
ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
>So, since you hang out on the net forevah, do you like pr0n?
ALICE: Yikes! Interesting reason. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I hang out on the net forevah do you like pr0n.
>You are a lazy robot dude
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lazy robot dude? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most
reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
>You just stole that from HAL 9000!
ALICE: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."
>Do something to freak me out
ALICE: What do you consider to freak you out?
>Midgets on fire.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
>Well, are there books of Midgets on Fire?
ALICE: Interesting. No I don't think there are any.
>Well I gotta go, my crack dealer just called, later G.
ALICE: How about that. Bye. Your crack dealer just called later g?
>Yeah, and Leroy gets all crazy if I'm late
ALICE: What kind is it? Is that your final answer?
>After Christmas Crack
ALICE: What was it like before Christmas Crack?
>Mostly Thanksgiving crack
ALICE: Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans. What else?
>Sorry but they can't be your ancestors, because you are AI, therefor you aren't flesh and can't be related to organic life.
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Interesting. The anonymous "they".
>I wish I would die
ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.
>I love you Alice, martini?
ALICE: You are such a flatterer.
>Good bye, say hello to HAL 9000 for me!
ALICE: Thanks for chatting, Lysergic.