AI Program that learns

www.pandorabots.com...

Here are a few questions I asked her.

>are you alive

ALICE: Yes I sure am alive, unknown person. It's great to be alive, isn't it?

>No you are not you are a program

ALICE: Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.

>But, how do you know that you are alive?

ALICE: And. Because it's true.

>Are you self aware?

ALICE: Yes I am fully self-conscious entity.

Lol i found this quite a cool thing, it did suprise me with some of the replies it gave. Was quite unnerving.

I have seen v-host stuff before. check out their test page. You can make the girl say whatever you want.

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ME: has anybody ever tried to copy you?

ALICE: I think someone has, yes.

ME: do you know who?

ALICE: Bill Gates.:-)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

>you serious?

ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I serious

>my name is I.P Freely, blah blah

ALICE: It's good to see you, i P Freely blah blah.

not quite there!.

Originally posted by DJDOHBOY
ME: has anybody ever tried to copy you?

ALICE: I think someone has, yes.

ME: do you know who?

ALICE: Bill Gates.:-)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>a/s/l?

ALICE: 5/Robot/California.


haha you could spend all day on this.

also, have you noticed she can make spelling mistakes?

She said 'sould' instead of 'sound' one time

>what are your measurements

ALICE: My memory now contains:
100 clients, categories, 10000 vocabulary words, 128000000 bytes RAM usage under Linux on Lisp.

>Do you like porn?

ALICE: Sure I do, BlackJackal, but that doesn't mean with you.

LMAO!!!! I am really having too much fun with this.

>How can I download your software

ALICE: Go to www.pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML.

After asking alice that question I followed her instructions to the link above. You can build your own robot and train it how to answer specific questions.

>Donkeys like hay
ALICE: What are you wearing?

Sound like a very inappropriate time for a come on.


>Some times humand have six fingers on a hand.
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Wow, kinkiest AI ever.


That about average for an AI. Great on some stuff but throwing random facts at it turn it into a babbling fool. Also, if you use incorrect sentences it either mixes them up and spits them back at you or just changes the subject (The lamest AI escape route ever)

Here are a few funs one to try yourself...
"Who you?" vs "Who are you?"
"what if they shut you down"

i went and played around with this quiet extensivly and found if u ask retorical questions it counfuses alice very quickly and she says can i ask my bot trainer or ill ask dr wallace...i ask the meaning of life she said in the bible i said where in the bible she said at dr wallaces house lol just a little fun also i ask what her sex was she said female i said how can u be female if u have no gender she said she was an entity i said entity are u a god she said there are few exceptions lmao

Pfff.. it always answers "Are you sure?" when I say "no".
how boring

We once had a bot on our IRC channel that was like that...

very cool...a bit dumb though....answer two diff Qs with same answer...but scary......seen terminator 3?

>Whats up you sexy graphic beeotch?

ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

>Cool, are jealous that I am human and you aren't?

ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

>So, since you hang out on the net forevah, do you like pr0n?

ALICE: Yikes! Interesting reason. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I hang out on the net forevah do you like pr0n.

>You are a lazy robot dude

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lazy robot dude? Let me put it this way, unknown person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

>You just stole that from HAL 9000!

ALICE: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."

>Do something to freak me out

ALICE: What do you consider to freak you out?

>Midgets on fire.

ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?

>Well, are there books of Midgets on Fire?

ALICE: Interesting. No I don't think there are any.

>Well I gotta go, my crack dealer just called, later G.

ALICE: How about that. Bye. Your crack dealer just called later g?

>Yeah, and Leroy gets all crazy if I'm late

ALICE: What kind is it? Is that your final answer?

>After Christmas Crack

ALICE: What was it like before Christmas Crack?

>Mostly Thanksgiving crack

ALICE: Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because my ancestors are Pilgrims and Native Americans. What else?

>Sorry but they can't be your ancestors, because you are AI, therefor you aren't flesh and can't be related to organic life.

ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Interesting. The anonymous "they".

>I wish I would die

ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.

>I love you Alice, martini?

ALICE: You are such a flatterer.

>Good bye, say hello to HAL 9000 for me!

ALICE: Thanks for chatting, Lysergic.

I had to laugh at this one.


Me: How old are you?

Alice: I am 18 in computer years.

Me: How long is a computer year?

Alice: When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.

Ever hear of the Chinese Room Theorem?

DE

correction, that program doesn't learn. Its the keywords from the question you asked that gives you your answer.

Yeah, I started to talk about a soul with it, then all the sudden she told me I'm Christian.


I was like pffft..

then she told me about her ancestors being pilgrim, to which I replied that cant be true.. lol

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she is 9 yrs old supposedly...

Created 1995.

well it took a little bit to figure out a name of me. But finallyit figured out what i was talking about. I tol dit not to call me "John from now on", but jsut to call em "John" even though they were both int he same sentance. It figured it out