posted on Jan, 14 2004 @ 10:22 AM
This just in from the Weekly World News! Bat Boy led our troops to Saddam's hole! And, on top of that, George Bush lans to award the pint-sized hero
a Bronze Star!
You see, Bat Boy's nose is more sensitive than any bloodhound, at least according to a pentagon insider. And, he goes on: "Since Saddam hadn't
bathed for weeks down there, it was a piece of cake for Bat Boy to find him"
But that's not all! Even though the White House refuses to admit to Bat Boy's vital role in Iraq, they did employ his amazing sonar abilities for
dangerous recon missions into Iraq.
Any of you military people who were/are serving in Iraq now see our little hero? What was he like? Does he really only wear a pair of cut off jeans?