...don't worry...us Kiwis will come to your aid with our...ummm....our *checks latest ever-decreasing stats on NZ Military*...our 4 inflatable row
boats, 3 kites with angry faces painted on them, one rather sharp stick...and a mountain of empty beer bottles...
...sweet as then man...you're safe as houses!
...you could always just play Rolf Harris' Jake The Peg at any invading enemies...thats sure to drive them off...
[Edited on 14-1-2004 by alien]