posted on Jan, 13 2004 @ 09:18 PM
THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. My remarks today are directed at former Treasury Secretary O'Neill. Paul, on Sunday night, you finally showed your
true colors by appearing on the liberal propaganda conduit "60 Minutes" to whine, stomp your little ballerina feet, shill that book, and dare to
suggest I am even one kilo shy of divine perfection. And while I've pretty much always hated your guts, now I know I hated them less back when you
were traipsing around Africastan with that fatso Mick singer "Boner."
Paul, while I want your face out of the news ASAP, you and I have one little piece of unfinished business. Specifically, I hear that when fleeing the
Treasury in a snitty huff after I #canned you, you took some documents. I'm told you claim they have nothing to do with the war on terror. Well
you're wrong, because fight terror is all my administration does, O'Neill! I wipe my ass on a square of Charmin, and that sucker gets CLASSIFIED for
national security! And THAT is why I want those documents back, Paul.
I'm not playing!