Tibetan living Buddhas will have to apply for reincarnation to the Chinese Government.

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
This thread has me giggling. Who's going to sacrifice the Chinese bureaucrats that will wait in the afterlife to block the reincarnation efforts of the living Buddhas?

Perhaps the Evangelicals will nominate the Orthodox Jews (both of whom wait for a new facility which is purported to be fully equipped for all manner of blood sacrifices)?!?!?!

ROFL! So you're saying that hell is when someone from an Abrahamic faith is made a bureaucrat in the Chinese afterlife? I can think of several cases where that would utterly be the punishment fitting the crime.

Almost makes me wish I could believe in the hereafter, just so I could have an ironic feeling of smirky superiority at the thought of one or more Supreme Court Justices checking reincarnation paperwork somewhere in a higher dimension of Beijing.