The Simpsons Fav quotes

whats your favorite simpsons quote?

this is mine

Marge: Homer! Our son joined the army!

Homer: Eh. Big deal. By the time Bart's 18 we're gonna control the world. We're China, right?

post yours

Homer: (Talking to Mr. Burns on Mr. Burns front doorstep)
"So, I bet you're gonna let out the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths that bark and shoot bees at you."

Probably this one

Homer: "Marge, weaseling out of things is important, it's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Pure class.

Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?

Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.






-tts

Don't quite remember the quote exactly with this one

Burns: Yes I'll donate the money to the orphanage... When Pigs fly!!

(Pig flies over power plant in a scene reminiscent of the album cover from Pink Floyd's Animals)

Smithers: Will you be giving that money then?

Burns: No, I'd rather not.

Another one, Comic book guy on seeing Lisa, who is believed to be dead (I think)

G g g g girl!!!

[edit on 10-8-2007 by apex]