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Bwaaa haa haa haa!
This kills me. It's a Persian book on Islamic sexual relationsheeps, er relationships. As if the title wasn't goofy enough, the content is
The one who wants to enjoy the sex should marry short square-shouldered brunet. I guarantee the joy.
Okay, but do you triple guarantee the joy? What if I don't like the Brunet? What if I get the joy from a blonde? Speaking of joy, these women
creatures are just objects of pleasure. I don't know if we should actually look at them as individuals with human rights.
The prophet: Indeed women are objects for pleasure. Do benefit from them.
Later in the book we find that not only do brunet women make great sexual objects, they also enjoy the sex throughly. You see these women creatures
crave the sex and when you finally give into them it's like giving a hand-out to a beggar. No doubt you'll reap some eternal reward for your
“Go home and have sex with your wife because it is like handout for her.”
I can hear it now. "Honey can you mow the lawn and take out the trash?" You reply, "I already gave you sex today, what more could you want?" I
expect your wife would just be quiet and comply or else run the risk of not getting a hand-out the next time she begged.
The book does give out some good advice here and there. Mixed in with the absurd is some actual knowledge. Smell the girls neck to see if she's
clean, and watch out for fat ankles cause the girl might be fat. Tips like these are important for Iranians because you can't actually see what the
girl looks like under those clothes. Does she bathe, and will she look good when you finally give in to her persistent begging for sex? Ya gotta look
for clues and get a heads-up on what to expect later. Next time you guys lean in for a kiss, stop and smell the neck first. Hopefully it smells like
flowers and not last night's dinner. (Garlic goat surprise)
Finally, the most absurd part of the book gives advice on how to avoid having a three-way with the Devil.
If you do not mention God’s name while penetrating, devil will push his penis in alongside yours and will take part in the fetus.
Do Islamic men really shout "Allah Akbar" while having sex? From the outside of a house you wouldn't know if he was praying, planning Jihad, or
just having fun with Jin-jin. Even worse, after looking at the title of the book, we have to wonder what order/phylum Jin-jin belongs to.
Take my advice. Throw this book away and just "let things happen". Persian women are really quite attractive and judging by
how immoral they dress
, they're probably looking for a hand-out.