"Well, I don't like it meeself," said one sour-looking tourist. "We've got the historic value of the man, the Giant, and yet this looks more like a comedy feature. And I just don't think it's appropriate to have both of them next to each other."
English pagans are also upset. There are reports that some have been doing rain dances, enticing a deluge to wash the fat man away. Homer's figure is biodegradable white paint that is supposed to be able to wash away.
"But when you actually look at the facts … the closest road to the Giant is actually called Springfield."