Cheney Gets Battery Replacement Today...

He's under the knife this morning for a battery

change on his defibrulator.

They say its "elective" surgery. How can it be elective when he could drop dead without a battery?

Hello?

Anyway, i wish him a speedy recovery- the NWO needs him.

Perhaps in usual CIA style they will include a kill switch that could accidently be triggered by someones cell phone. That man is Evil.

Perhaps Nature intended some people to die when their hearts wear out. Who are we to interfere with Natures design?.

hopefully it short circuits on him

Perhaps they'll install a nice new set of chrome-plated neck bolts while they're in there.

Better yet, I hope they use one of the old Sony batteries that caused oh so many laptops to explode.

I still don't believe he actually has a heart or soul.

Originally posted by grover
I still don't believe he actually has a heart or soul.

The heart is mechanical, Grover and as for a soul, NO he doesnt have one.
That left his body in a puff of smoke years ago.

They say the good die young. Well......

Don't forget now, he is our master and he thinks on another level to all of us, be respectful. lol

Why is this even news, these people have a much better health care than any of us. If you don't think so look at henry kissinger, that geezer never seems to get older, and i bet he is still as cognitive as 35 years ago under nixon.

andy i totally agree man,Cheney has had what like 4 heart attacks lol

Any of us would be out of commision much less vice president.The guys live forever.hell cheney even shot a guy with bird shot and the guy is alive lol.thats just nuts

Originally posted by Terapin
Perhaps in usual CIA style they will include a kill switch that could accidently be triggered by someones cell phone. That man is Evil.

Perhaps Nature intended some people to die when their hearts wear out. Who are we to interfere with Natures design?.

Originally posted by radioactive_liquid
hopefully it short circuits on him

Originally posted by Tom Bedlam
Perhaps they'll install a nice new set of chrome-plated neck bolts while they're in there.

Originally posted by johnsky
Better yet, I hope they use one of the old Sony batteries that caused oh so many laptops to explode.

Ahh, ATS never fails to let me down.:shk:

Don't worry Becky, I'd never say a bad thing about our beloved Dick.

I think he's dreamy.

....and so continues the saga of Darth Vader

The evil robot lives on.....