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Why would the chicken cross the road?

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posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 11:01 AM
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Cause Colonel Sanders (The KFC Guy) was standing next to him. lol.

Or if you didn't like that answer:

Well than you tell me a better one.




posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 11:38 AM
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To see bigfoot, of course!



posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 11:45 AM
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To get a Starbucks mocha latte?



posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 11:49 AM
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Cause the Mothman put him there and he was too scared to move after that, or he was dead. We still have yet to check. He smells bad though. lol.



posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 11:51 AM
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To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.



posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 12:16 PM
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Let's get existential. There really is no chicken and the road is but a parable of the path of life.



posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 12:48 PM
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ok well its a duck now and i say the duck crossed the road cause he felt like it. there was probably a babling brook on the other side which was better than listening to the babling guy.



posted on Jul, 24 2007 @ 03:45 AM
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sadly the chicken never made it to the other side

it takes a long time for semi-trailer to stop


Roswell.



posted on Jul, 25 2007 @ 01:33 PM
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That chicken gave me a dirty look and I kicked his little feathery chicken butt like a football across the street.
I hate that chicken.

[edit on 25-7-2007 by lombozo]



posted on Jul, 26 2007 @ 03:38 AM
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These jokes are pretty good flippin jokes keep 'em comin.



posted on Jul, 28 2007 @ 03:45 AM
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Some of the reasons:

Einstein : It is the chicken cross the road, or the road cross the chicken, depends on your perspective.
Nietzsche : If you stare into the other side of the road long enough. the other side of the road stares back at you.
Emily Dickinson: Because It Could Not Stop for Death
Epicurus: Enjoy life
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!



[edit on 07/7/28 by mylord]



posted on Jul, 29 2007 @ 05:04 AM
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Okay everyone I have the Omega answer. The chicken crossed the road cause everyone was saying that the chicken crossed the road. He did it cause he heard the joke 1 too many times. lol. just kidding peoples. im just really bored.



posted on Jul, 29 2007 @ 06:41 AM
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well, if the road was one dimensional, to get to the same side.



posted on Jul, 29 2007 @ 07:58 AM
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It's obvious..

His alien implant made him do it.



posted on Jul, 29 2007 @ 06:42 PM
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My KFC store ran out of chicken, I had to get some from some where, 1 chicken is an 8 piece bucket, 2 brests, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and 2 legs. The chicken got away though, however across the road is a Panda Express, they were out of chicken too and got the bird.



posted on Aug, 25 2007 @ 05:50 PM
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To beat the man who started KFC for endin' millions of chickens lives for us to eat when we're drivin' on the road !!



posted on Aug, 26 2007 @ 12:31 PM
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To prove that McDonalds doesn't use real chicken in their nuggets !!!



posted on Aug, 28 2007 @ 12:14 PM
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Because the light turned green.



posted on Aug, 28 2007 @ 08:31 PM
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Peer-pressure. Every chickens doing it



posted on Aug, 28 2007 @ 09:05 PM
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According to Hemingway - "to die alone, in the rain." :w:



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