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posted on Jul, 21 2007 @ 01:57 PM
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On December 21st, 2012 a group of French Socialist Extremist Fijian Zoroastrians will plant a Cobalt Bomb at the center of the earth and the world will explode. The End.



[edit on 7/21/2007 by Kacen]




posted on Jul, 21 2007 @ 02:40 PM
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No they won't, it'll be a hologram.

When the holographic cobalt bomb explodes, there will be a simultaneous dump of hallucinogenic airborne spores planet wide, so that people will believe the hologram while they're being gathered up by the giant space pirate ship where FSM in His Noodly Wisdom will meet with them and take them bodily to heaven, where there will be beer and strippers for all.

Then, when the pesky humans are out of the way in Pastafarian heaven, the cockroach people will be given dominion over the earth, to steward its healing and prepare the planet for the re-return of mankind from Pastafarian heaven, drunker, tireder, much wiser in the ways of non-polluting and self-reliance, as well as courtesy, altruism, and plundering upon the high seas.

RAmen.



posted on Jul, 21 2007 @ 03:53 PM
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I hate to say this MM but the FSM is considered an old meme.

*link removed*

Its no longer funny.



Mod edit: removed link due to the FSM getting his freak on

[edit on 21-7-2007 by Duzey]



posted on Jul, 21 2007 @ 04:24 PM
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I, and other Pastafarians on BTS, differ with a source that lame.

May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.



posted on Jul, 21 2007 @ 04:58 PM
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Don't take it personally, ED makes fun of everyone, in the most offensive ways possible. Thats the whole point.



Mod edit: removed more links with pictures of nakedness. Please be mindful of the fact that this is a family-friendly site.

Mod re-edit: I decided to delete all of them.


[edit on 21-7-2007 by Duzey]

[edit on 21-7-2007 by Duzey]



posted on Jul, 21 2007 @ 06:06 PM
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Ah yeah I didn't even bother to read the full articles...ehehehehehehehe. >_>; I should have taken note of that.



posted on Jul, 21 2007 @ 08:25 PM
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I'm surprised I didn't get a point deduction.

Man pushing my luck lately.



posted on Jul, 22 2007 @ 09:05 AM
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In 2012 Chulthu will awaken and make king of the world!! MUHAHA!!!



posted on Jul, 31 2007 @ 01:05 PM
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Well, on January 1st, 2013, we'll all be talking about how the world is going to end in 2049 now....





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