When the holographic cobalt bomb explodes, there will be a simultaneous dump of hallucinogenic airborne spores planet wide, so that people will believe the hologram while they're being gathered up by the giant space pirate ship where FSM in His Noodly Wisdom will meet with them and take them bodily to heaven, where there will be beer and strippers for all.
Then, when the pesky humans are out of the way in Pastafarian heaven, the cockroach people will be given dominion over the earth, to steward its healing and prepare the planet for the re-return of mankind from Pastafarian heaven, drunker, tireder, much wiser in the ways of non-polluting and self-reliance, as well as courtesy, altruism, and plundering upon the high seas.
RAmen.
