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Kano's Instant Board-Rage Solution.


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Topic started on 11-1-2004 @ 03:44 AM by Kano


YOU THERE!

Do you find yourselves getting overwhelmed with anger at another poster?

Are you amazed at how amazingly stupid they are and continue to be?

Do you find yourself getting lured by the urge to flame them hard and get it through their thick skull how much of a moron they are?

Well, I have the solution to avoid any of these embarrassing flame-events. A way to stop yourself ever responding in anger ever again.

From the people who brought you Kanos 900,000Mph projectile avoiding exercise plan. Comes Kanos Instant board rage solution.


It works like this. Whenever you are angry at another member, and on the verge of making an embarrassing flaming response to one of their posts. Stare at the picture below.


While staring, ask yourself the question. What would Skippy do?

Continue to stare until the need to flame goes away.
Stare into his eyes.
Reach out to Skippy for guidance.
Ask him what he would do.
Feel for his response.

Hopefully this will be useful in helping members avoid continuing on with arguments that will lead nowhere.

Skippy knows best.

[edit on 22-4-2006 by SimonGray]



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 03:45 AM by Lysergic


I alwyas ask myself what would jesus do then went that fails i ask myself what would Lysegic do!

amd usually my mind prodcues the the most ocfrrect and afforabable anser


edit: Look at this post and my next post in this thread, wtf was I on? Look at that horrid ass typing, what a bastard I am.

[edit on 9-7-2004 by Lysergic]



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 03:50 AM by Lysergic


iwoudl just use this pic honestly





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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 05:11 AM by RANT


Skippy has it made. So would I if I could sell "W.W.S.D? braclets at the beach for a living.

Or WWKD (Kirk) worry stones at Star Trek conventions.



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 05:35 AM by MorningtonCrescent


the "ignore" button has also been proven safe and effective after numerous double-blind studies conducted on monkeys. not sure if it works for kangaroos, unfortunately.



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 05:58 AM by MaskedAvatar


Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

They did what Skip?

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

And then they did THAT?

Tsk tsk tsk.

All right Skip. We'll follow you and get 'em.



[Edited on 11-1-2004 by MaskedAvatar]



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 07:27 AM by QueenoftheDamned


Ignore and the stony silent treatment of another I find works for me if I need to use it.

I'd rather not but then some fly to close to the flame and for the peace of the community and it's intact limbs. I resort to silence.



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 12:46 PM by m0rbid


Kano

ROFL!!!

Oh My GOD! You did it again, you found, yet, another use for skippy !!! LMAO... Great work dude.

I just love the "What would Skippy do" concept!!!
(Probably 'nothing' heh? Just look how lazy and relax he look...lol..)

I know I'll use it, even I sometime have trouble not flaming ignorant people. Well, at least, lately I had trouble resisting the temptation. Thanks Skippy for a soon-to-be flame-free ATS.



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 01:34 PM by McGotti


Im glad I saw this today because from now on..Im a new man..I vow to not get into pointless arguements with morons anymore...although I dont mind showing people how dumb some of the things they say are..i see this disruption to the thread and for that I feel guilty and somewhat foolish...but sometimes its just so hard



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 02:32 PM by m0rbid


McGotti

Yeah, you're right. And as a great sage once said : "Don't argue with idiots, or they'll bring you to their level, and beat you with experience."



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 04:16 PM by GovConpiracy


Kano,

For some odd reason, that seams to work for me.... Just the solitude in Skippy i suppose...

Joe



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 05:39 PM by theshadowknows


Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

They did what Skip?

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

And then they did THAT?

Tsk tsk tsk.

All right Skip. We'll follow you and get 'em.



[Edited on 11-1-2004 by MaskedAvatar]


MA, I had no idea you had that big of a problem with my posts. Good to know.



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reply posted on 11-1-2004 @ 07:57 PM by MaskedAvatar


Originally posted by theshadowknows
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

They did what Skip?

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.

And then they did THAT?

Tsk tsk tsk.

All right Skip. We'll follow you and get 'em.



[Edited on 11-1-2004 by MaskedAvatar]


MA, I had no idea you had that big of a problem with my posts. Good to know.



Funny haha.

Did you ever see Skippy, and hear the kangaroo noises she made?

LOL



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reply posted on 12-1-2004 @ 07:04 AM by Questor


Hey Kano,
you know I think of you whenever I see the kangaroo.

Yes, it's too bad about the flaming. It's chased away one of my fav posters (who shall remain nameless). If this keeps up, there will be less & less of a reason to drop by.

We'll have to rename this place "The ATS Flame Pit". Just kidding. Umm. Maybe not.



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reply posted on 16-3-2004 @ 09:27 AM by DontTreadOnMe


Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Did you ever see Skippy, and hear the kangaroo noises she made?

LOL


Skippy is a she

Kano, this is a solution to an issue that plagues many of us from time to time.
Maybe we need skippy pictures prominently posted in vehicles to eliminate road rage, as well And, workplaces??? The possibilites seem endless.
Another Skippy for peace!!!!!!!!!!



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reply posted on 16-3-2004 @ 09:59 AM by Kano


Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Skippy is a she


I think the roos that played skippy in the kids television show were 'she'. I don't actually remember, but would suspect as much. Male roos wouldn't be as good for a kids TV show due to their temperament and dangly bits.

As far as the rest, I agree, we should have massive roadside signs of a sprawling skippy. To soothe and calm the motorists in the heat of the moment.



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reply posted on 16-3-2004 @ 10:03 AM by intrepid


We don't really need pics of Skippy, we just have to reflect on the SPIRIT of Skippy. Peace, dudes.



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reply posted on 16-5-2004 @ 05:36 AM by Leveller


Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Skippy is a she




Dude. Instead of staring into Skippy's eyes like Kano says, look the other end.

That ain't no "she".

Skippy is an imposter. I smell another conspiracy theory.



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reply posted on 16-5-2004 @ 09:55 AM by cpr12r


Skippy tells me to burn stuff.



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reply posted on 9-6-2004 @ 09:07 PM by doctorplague


To me Skippy says "Just wait and relax, and let them come to you"

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