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Originally posted by SuicideVirus
After a careful study, I determined that Jesus Bikers are the most annoying of all religious types. These are the bikers who still ride around intimidating people on loud bikes, and dress in black leather and gang attire, long scraggly beards and tattoos. In the past, they were morons who rode around in a gang and sold meth and killed people for fun, but now they're all righteous and holy because they found Jesus and believe that they've discovered some mystical key to making everything they did and everything they are somehow okay.
I know what you're thinking. Surely, pedophile priests or those Jehovah's Witnesses who ride around on their bicycles in their white shirts and ties are more annoying. Well, they certainly rank high on the list, but they're all beat out by the Jesus Bikers. This is because their acceptance and embracing of Jesus doesn't really show that they've actually seen the light. If fact, it only points out how monumentally stupid they are that they think this somehow elevates them above the typical ignorant biker, and that they've bought that whole hokey "believe and you will be forgiven, no matter what" rap. No, accepting Jesus isn't going to make up for that dude you beat to death with a motorcycle chain in that hotel room, or those chicks you raped, or all that meth you sold to those schoolkids.
No, no, Mr. Jesus Biker. With Jesus, you've just discovered that you can actually be even more of an annoying, intimidating, and frightening loser than you were before.
Originally posted by AccessDenied
preaching Jesus or pushing dope, Don't know whats worse.:shk: