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physics joke




Topic started on 9-1-2004 @ 10:05 PM by f16falcon


ok so a physicist is invited to a physic's convention in NYC, but he got the wrong adress and instead he went to a convention with dairy farmers. So when he arrives and finds out about the mistake he decides to make a speech anyways using his knowledge of dairy farming. He gets up to the podium and says

"Imagine a cow is spherical"



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reply posted on 9-1-2004 @ 10:10 PM by NotTooHappy


I don't get it! The joke or, respect for that matter.

[Edited on 1/9/04 by NotTooHappy]



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reply posted on 10-1-2004 @ 07:14 PM by f16falcon


b/c in physics you always make simplifications to make life easier i.e. car drove in circle find the displacement, we assume that the car traveled in a perfect circle to make the problem easier. In this case the cow is a sphere therefore the physicist can explain it easier



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reply posted on 10-1-2004 @ 07:28 PM by dreamlandmafia


Ohhhh Ha Ha Ha....[sarcasm]



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reply posted on 10-1-2004 @ 09:18 PM by f16falcon



Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
Ohhhh Ha Ha Ha....[sarcasm]


*slap slap*



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reply posted on 14-1-2004 @ 06:06 PM by Scarface


I can see where hes coming from with the over generalisations in physics, apart from that



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reply posted on 14-1-2004 @ 11:29 PM by NotTooHappy


OH.......I get it now!












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reply posted on 26-1-2004 @ 07:12 AM by KrisBolton


HE HE HE HE HE HE!










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