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The Official Honorable Assembly of Geezers Thread

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posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 04:07 PM
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Welcome, fellow HAGs, to the wonderful world of being the ATS village elders!

I now call this official thread to order --

Geezers, sound off!

I think the first order of business should be our motto, but I haven't come up with anything excruciatingly funny yet. Anyone got any ideas?

Goooooo, Geezers!




posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 04:45 PM
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A logo?

You mean like "where's the beef?"


where's m' teef?

got hemorrhoids?






[edit on 7/6/2007 by mythatsabigprobe]



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 04:55 PM
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Hmmm. This sounds like a forum motorcycle gang.


From the T&C:




2d.) Forum Gangs: You will not engaged in an organized collaboration with other members......

Doing so will result in removal of your post(s) and immediate termination of your account.





oh, j/k btw.



[edit on 7/6/07 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 05:24 PM
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Nah, not an organized gang at all.

ATS is like a village. And in a real village, the elders are the ones others look up to, to break up fights, and say who can marry whom and such like.

Anyway, it's nice to know there are other geezers about, and that's the purpose.

What are we gonna do, demonstrate for rights under the Americans With Disabilities Act?



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 05:34 PM
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is it wrong to eat the elderly?


I mean c'mon all that meat has to be tender by now.





posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 05:47 PM
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How about "The Hard Boiled Owls" Society?



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 07:20 PM
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Haha classic MM, i thought i did post it in this thread. Whoops.

How bout a latin motto then.

si post fata venit gloria non propero (which means)

If glory comes after death, I'm not in a hurry

(If one must die to be recognised, I can wait)


(is this the right thread, i'm so confused)



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 07:33 PM
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Get used to it, Geezer!

This is the right thread. People keep asking in the other thread where they sign up, so this here is the "official" geezer thread. The other is the survey thread that began it all.

All official HAG business needs to be conducted here.



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 08:51 PM
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Count me in. Do we get an official badge!!

How about a symbol - 'Dentures rampant above a walker on a grey background'.

If their all still in the other thread MM their probably lost.



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 08:54 PM
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They'll figure it out.

I like the heraldry you came up with. Mechanic32, care to do the honors?



posted on Jul, 7 2007 @ 01:07 AM
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Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
ATS is like a village.


Who wants to be the village idiot? And how about the village


We can't have a village without either of these



posted on Jul, 7 2007 @ 01:13 AM
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Originally posted by jensouth31

Who wants to be the village idiot? And how about the village


We can't have a village without either of these


I'm hands down for the village idiot jen. I could probably do the drunk as well, just to save someone else the trouble. I'm like that, totally selfless. :w:



posted on Jul, 7 2007 @ 04:14 AM
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Originally posted by jensouth31

Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
ATS is like a village.


Who wants to be the village idiot? And how about the village


We can't have a village without either of these


I think I qualify for the post of village idiot because i already belong to a forum for outdoor idiots. heck, i even write articles for them. Check out my last one for confirmation. oh, I'm also 56. this post was made for me.

www.outdooridiots.com...


[edit on 7-7-2007 by jon1]


Cug

posted on Jul, 7 2007 @ 04:44 AM
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Gee can I send in my application now? I have 5 months to go before I hit official geezerdom.

Come to think of it I was looking at a Corvette the other day and had some cash burning a hole in my pocket. Oh and I find myself making funny sounds when I get out of a chair... I might be closer than I think.



posted on Jul, 7 2007 @ 07:57 AM
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What the hey, count me in...

Now what was it I'm signing on for...I forget.



posted on Jul, 7 2007 @ 08:12 AM
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Originally posted by jon1

I think I qualify for the post of village idiot because i already belong to a forum for outdoor idiots. heck, i even write articles for them. Check out my last one for confirmation. oh, I'm also 56. this post was made for me.

www.outdooridiots.com...




That's pretty freaking funny Jon!

Cug, you're a probationary Geezer -- you're so close you aren't even really a ProGeez.

I think we're going to have to either have elections for the post of village idiot, or you guys'll have to share the duties. Whatever they are.



posted on Jul, 7 2007 @ 09:01 AM
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That's pretty freaking funny Jon!

Cug, you're a probationary Geezer -- you're so close you aren't even really a ProGeez.

I think we're going to have to either have elections for the post of village idiot, or you guys'll have to share the duties. Whatever they are.


Great, i allways knew that i would find a role in society one day

[edit on 7-7-2007 by jon1]



posted on Jul, 8 2007 @ 10:55 PM
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posted on Jul, 8 2007 @ 11:03 PM
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What is the official geezer age?

50? 60? 70? ...........40? 30?



posted on Jul, 8 2007 @ 11:15 PM
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I think anything over 40, but it could be lower.

Only the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows for sure, though. I mean, MajorMalfunction, that is




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