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Are You an ATS Geezer?

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posted on Jul, 5 2007 @ 11:47 PM
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hehehehe, i'm still a youngster so can't join the club. I'm only 23 and i have no experience in life what so ever. Although i always try to plug the older folks around here who are into the whole alien thing, like gazrok. Hopefully i can go to a roswell festival and find people like me there.




posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 09:43 AM
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heh, I feel old MM. Just 2 more weeks till I'm 15. I feel old, really. I can't believe 1 more year till I'm 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 09:44 AM
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If you cut off my arm and counted the rings there would be over 40. Can I join the Geezer club




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posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 09:47 AM
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Oh, I forgot to ask to join. May I please join? Please.



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 10:57 AM
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Just turned 39 in May....Look at all these geezers here
I won't be a geezer until next year!
I Love All Of The Rest Of you Geezers!!


Just kidding, I'm such a Geezer..... even with grown kids!
On the plus side........ I'm not a grandma yet.....Thank God!!



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 11:05 AM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
Just turned 39 in May


39!!! You're a >gasp< child!

I remember when I was 39. I'd just returned from a hunting trip on the African veldt. I had gone back to Alaska to resume my bush pilot duties, when I received a call from USCENTCOM saying they needed to avail themselves of my particular expertise.

Oh...wait... that wasn't me.



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 11:19 AM
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Originally posted by yeahright

39!!! You're a >gasp< child!


So tell me.....does it really suck to be an old fart like you


Just kidding


God love you for making such nice comments and calling me a child. I did get carded for beer the other night....I fell to the grouned and kissed the toe's of the woman that carded me. She started laughing and said "I bet you're gonna tell everyone that I carded you?" I said...."Hell Yes! I am! I'm gonna tell everyone I know!"

[edit on 7/6/2007 by jensouth31]



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 11:28 AM
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Originally posted by jensouth31

So tell me.....does it really suck to be an old fart like you




Young whippersnappers, like yourself, are soooooo quick to make judgments.
Luckily you can't call me an old fart. Even though I am over fifty, even though I have bad knees and I creak like the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz, I luckily don't have , er, gas issues (pun inadvertent). So you can't call me an "old fart". If you did, it would be a "low blow".



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 11:39 AM
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Originally posted by benevolent tyrant
So you can't call me an "old fart". If you did, it would be a "low blow".


No, there's something that I could call 'you' that would rattle your chain much more so than calling you an old fart... And you know what I'm talking about....lmao





posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
And you know what I'm talking about....lmao


Watch it, now. Don't get Benevolent Heretic all riled.




posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 11:52 AM
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Originally posted by yeahright

Originally posted by jensouth31
And you know what I'm talking about....lmao


Watch it, now. Don't get Benevolent Heretic all riled.



You should see the U2U I just got from him
He said....I WIN!!


I Love being the winner



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 01:09 PM
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Welcome to the club, Jen!

And, no, Galm, you're too young. You can't join yet. Get back to me in about 27 years.



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 01:30 PM
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Yeah, we should keep this thread for the over 40 crowd.

None of the 30 somethings or younger should be posting, they haven't reached true geezerdom yet.

Bunch of puppies. :shk:





If I could go back I'd jump at the chance.
Anyone have a time machine for sale real cheap ???



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 01:40 PM
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Well, I figure if they're 35 to 40, they can be probationary geezers, or ProGeez, for short.

The rest of you youngins have the run of the board, so git to steppin.



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 03:04 PM
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*looks around*

Well, I seem to be in good company, so I'll 'fess up.
Geezer here


Past 50, too!!!
But, I won't say how much because I don't look my age.
I often wonder if I will wake up one day and find they years all of a sudden have caught up with me



I practice affirmations everyday, so



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 03:35 PM
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Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Well, I seem to be in good company, so I'll 'fess up.
Geezer here


Past 50, too!!!
But, I won't say how much because I don't look my age.
I often wonder if I will wake up one day and find they years all of a sudden have caught up with me



Sorry, i know I'm not old enough for this thread, but I thought you were way younger than that.

But I listen to old Pink floyd music, does that make me count? And I'm sure my mind is getting similar experience to someone older, or maybe it's just that I don't hope for a warm english summer anymore, as hope is the first step on the road to disappointment with the weather. Hang on, I'm rambling, does that make me count?



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 03:44 PM
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Originally posted by apex

Originally posted by DontTreadOnMe
Geezer here


Sorry, i know I'm not old enough for this thread, but I thought you were way younger than that.

But I listen to old Pink floyd music,

Thanks.

Listening to old Pink Floyd makes you honorary, imho.



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 03:51 PM
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Well, I guess I'm in since I'm way closer to 50 then I am 40. I still don't feel old. So how does one act their age? I haven't figured it out yet.

Like I tell my sister (older) getting older beats the alternative...

Where can I sign up for hagdom?



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 04:04 PM
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You just did.

There are a lot more active geezers on the board than I'd thought.

Hooray for us!



posted on Jul, 6 2007 @ 04:09 PM
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Amen sister!!!!!!!!!

There is no way I would ever go back to my 20s. I'm enjoying my life more by the day.



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