26 Ounce Flu Strikes Canada, May Move To U.S. By The 4th

Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could have been three or four six-packs, but who knows.

I've heard of a few deaths due to people inflicted with the disease being killed after loss of control over their vehicles and watercraft. So far everyone seems to be surviving the symptoms of this sudden onset of 26 ounce flu.

There is talk in Canada that this could move across the border into the United States over the next day or so and I just wanted to let our neighbours to the south know that this could be coming their way.

Be cautious, the disease seems to be directly related to the amount of alcohol you consume.

Yea!

You drink, you stay off the road. I'm out there and so are my kids!!!!!

I'm counting on all of us to be around AFTER the 4th-

And watch the firecrackers too!!!!!