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Originally posted by ChiKeyMonKey
Yup he sure is one sick old fat bugger!
But the really sick ones are the buggers that dress like him and get little boys and girls sitting on there laps and say things like. "Have you been a good little boy this year?" and "What would you like from Santa this year?" all the time thet're dribbling in to their perverted white beards, sickos.
We need to start a movment. "Stop Santa: he's a sick old bugger".
Originally posted by ephemeralThe elves are nothing more than brainwashed slaves, sure SC only works one night a year but those elves are chained to their benches all year round, makin' stuff, an they don't get paid, just room and board an I hear the food sucks.Good on you for seein' thru him, yeah stoke up a big hot fire on Xmas eve, learn him good that you don't want none of his propaganda.
Originally posted by MajorMalfunction
How does that guy go around eating all those cookies and drinking all that milk and then sliding down the chimneys anyway? You'd think he'd have dropped dead from a coronary.
Wait ... maybe he DID. A long time ago! Maybe he's a zombie! That's why the one I sat on as a kid smelled so bad & stuff! Zombie Santa! He wants your brains! Run, Forrest, run!
Originally posted by roswell1
i heard that Rudolf's nose glows because of a tumer anyway. WHAT did Santa do to him?!?