We all have been Abducted

Maybe they study all of us every chance they can and we dont even know.
They just blank our memory whenever they are done, probably when we are sleeping, or hiking or whatever as long as your alone.
Maybe that explains some of my weird dreams.
Maybe tonight is your turn, just a thought I had.

So me no sleep.

Stay in chair all night.

Me be master peep.

(Three perfectly acceptable English sentences. )

Would you care to elaborate on your weird dreams?

Or if you've already done so here, could you direct me to the thread(s)?

Nothing in particular sorry, all my dreams are weird.
I did have a dream once of my bed flying around outside my house.
I just sat there watching my covers blow around and had a good time. I remember my dad coming outside screaming for me to come back. That was a cool dream.

yeah and i dreamed i had a magic carpet once.
It also flew around the house.
was a b!tch to vacuum.
plug kept comming out.
had to get the maid to try.
dog went mad.
i put him on the carpet.
now he never comes back in time for tea.
i think he visits the aliens.
just a dream i had.

*sigh*

I give up.