Conspiracy Limericks (For fun)

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Example:


While riding through Dallas in car
John was waving and feeling a star
From the window or grass
bullets came whizzing past
Were they from CIA or the Czar?




Don't ask me why I started this. It just sounds like fun.

EDIT: Use rhymezone.com if you get stuck.


A man once took off on an eagle
To show that his country was regal
But it was all just a show
filmed in a studio
He no more touched the moon than a seagull


[edit on 27-6-2007 by dbates]

Not very good at these things, but here ya go.

Whilst battling a secret war across the stars
And on the planets within their camouflage cars
A secret marine got shot in the face
His body disintegrated without a trace
All that was left, a Jaw bone with teeth on mars.

That's good but in my opinion....

NASA one day got a shock
and tried to turn the spot-light off Iraq
"Look a skeleton jaw"
but what they most likely saw
was just an old funny shaped rock

[edit on 27-6-2007 by dbates]