Crop circles revealed..Hic!

From "Metro.co.uk" :
It may look like the latest aliens to land on our planet have been drinking and driving, but these bizarre patterns, discovered in a corn field in Holland, have a much more mundane explanation.

They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using coc aine.

Full Metro Article Here

:w: He should have "baled" out when he had the chance and done a runner.

I guess he was "threshed" out of his mind!

Case of "crops" & robbers!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaa-chooooooooo! (hay fever).

I wonder what the "sheaf" of police had to say about this?

Driving into the ditch was the final "straw".

Oh maaaaaaan. If I was that farmer, I'd be fit to be tied.

Well, if they didn't run and get caught, we wouldn't have such amusing stories as these to make us go :shk:

What a dork, though. Seriously.

Hay fever? What does that have to do with corn?


Awww.... I would be madder then a hornet if I had a field of corn ruined. I say thats close to half of his crop destroyed.

Hay fever? What does that have to do with corn?

Yeah I know what you're trying to say....but...if you look closely at the pic from the article you will notice it's not actually corn! It's too short and too dense. I have a cornfield growing 10 metres from my house.

E.g: wheat or barley probably. After the "crop" being harvested and "threshed", it is seperated into "sheaf" and "straw", the straw is "baled" into "hay" bales.

I just thought it was a cool pic.

Doesn't look much like a crop circle, but I would have killed that guy if I were that farmer. Really, the guy needs a good ass whipping.

Yeah, he needs a good "threshing". :bash:

If that happened here he'd be found lynched in the woods somewhere or given both barrels from "Le Agriculteur".