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I'm thru posting for the moment.. Your turn Masker , the veiil has been lifted ..the wizard is expected.. your presence and input welcome ^i^
HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!
The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. Its contents are strikingly similar to many elements of the Christian Bible.
“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,” said Dr. Henry Leaumont, a California-based astronomer who says he learned of the bible from a former employee of a secret government UFO study center.
Lets look at the owner Neil McGuiness of weeklyworldnews shall we?
Previously McGinness was Vice President of Marketing for Lorne Michaels’ Broadway Video Entertainment, producer of popular shows such as “Saturday Night Live” and “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” as well as motion pictures such as “Wayne’s World.”
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS
Laura Sterritt, 212-993-1568
AMERICAN MEDIA OPERATIONS, INC.
David Olson, 212-545-4880
Copyright Business Wire 2008
McGinness continued, "Our view is the dominance of special-effects movies at the box office, and the popularity of Heroes and Lost on prime-time television—shows that the fringe culture is more relvant than ever. And the Weekly World News embraces that fringe culture."
Yes The Isaac meme has spread and on a fortuitous new moon today too..as one of the biggest jokes and funny offshoots on the internet.
Certainly they will find no shortage of material on this and other things like serpo, exopolitics, etc..for some even funnier scripts.
Amazing these same types of people also plant the seeds and just come back later to harvest the fruit, very little upkeep necessary..we do the bulk of maintaining ourselves.
PS District 9 was fabulous!! I highly recommend it..
[edit on 20-8-2009 by Sys_Config]
Originally posted by klatunictobarata
reply to post by Sys_Config
Yo Sys and ARC members:
How do we know its not an alien version of a Moslem Koran?
Or perhaps the aliens are Jewish? (Isaac had a bris?)
Wonder if Tomi 'just has a feeling' about this one...