posted on May, 7 2008 @ 11:32 AM
Last weekend I had a bizarre experience that can only be described as Para Normal.
May 4, 2008
Some time yesterday afternoon, I went to check on the drone thread at ATS, only to find my account was logged out. I have no idea why that was, or why
I couldn't log back in for something like 24 hours. I tried all sorts of things, all to no avail. Anyway, during that time I was forced to deal with
reality, and I did get a few things done. The timing was both good and bad, because a ruckus broke out on the drone thread, and since I was logged out
I had no ignore button so I had to watch the whole sorry mess. At one point, Tomi said something about what the ARC might want to take to court in a
trial, and that was just too much! That had a profound effect on me. "Barking mad, I tell you!" I shouted at the monitor. I began to lose
consciousness. I needed some strong medication, and pronto, so I got up and turned on the TV. To my dismay and horrified fascination, there was Judge
Judy's court room with some scary and pissed off people leaving. The show was not quite over, however, and I watched in amazement as the following
exchange took place:
We will now hear arguments in the case DRT vs. ARC. The Honorable Judge Judy presiding. This court will now come to order.
Judge Judy(to Tomi)--
I have read your complaint and I am familiar with your case, and since we have a few minutes to fill, we will hear the arguments. Are you here
representing the DRT all alone?
I am the representative for the DRT.
"I am the representative for the DRT Your Honor" Got that?
Yes Your Honor.
That's better. Now what is your complaint against the ARC?
They won't pay attention to us, and they say we are promoting a hoax, but we can prove the drones are real. We've done all this research and we have
tons of evidence. We have proved the drones are real!
JJ (folds arms, leans back)--
You mean the strange objects in these photos? How have you proven they are real?
Well we have all these witnesses and the photos speak for themselves and we have an expert computer graphics engineer who--
Doc, Springer, Sys, Sidd, Spacebot, and several others all at once--
Hah! Yeah right! Bollocks!
JJ(glares at the defendants)--
All you shush! This is a court of law. I'll speak with you in a few minutes. Now Tomi, who is this computer expert you mentioned?
He's had lots of experience and really knows his stuff, and he said--
Who. Is. He.
Well we are not allowed to use his name, but--
Do you know his name? Have you checked his credentials? What is his education? Where does he work?
Well, I think Numbers talked to him, but he didn't get--
You mean to tell me you have an anonymous expert witness? I'm supposed to just take your word this man even exists?
Oh he's real! And he said the pictures were not faked.
Do you know his name?
No your honor. But I can get his email address.
So who are these other witnesses? I hope they show some evidence of actually existing.
Well there's Chad and Rajman and Ty and that woman in Tahoe. Plus there is Shirley and Cam and--
Okay, who was the first one, Chad? Who is Chad?
Well he's the first one to see one of these things and he lives in California and he was walking with his wife and--
What. Is. Chad's. Name.
I think Linda knows his last name. She talked to him. I think. But she has his email and he's for real. He's really scared! And we have about ten or
Scared of what?
Of the government. Or the military. He saw something they don't want us to know about.
So who interviewed this Chad, and where can we find him?
Uh, I think Linda spoke with him on the phone.
Your main witness was interviewed over the phone? He told you his name? This is how you have proven these things are real? By talking to someone you
don't know on the phone? Do you have any idea how many unemployed actors there are in California?
Everybody who sees these things freaks out. They are all scared. We can't even find them anymore, but no one has been able to prove the pictures are
anything but real. Just look at them.
What? That's insane!
You shut up!
Now Tomi, are there any witnesses who have been interviewed in person and on the record?
Well there's Shirley and Cam. Shirley has been on the radio, on TV, and the PIs interviewed Cam.
Which pictures did Shirley take?
She didn't have a camera with her, but she saw one of these things in 2005.
JJ(rolling her eyes)--
And Cam? Which picture did she take?
She drew the sketch there, on the florist notepad.
Okay, I think that's enough.
Who is representing the defendants? I'll deal with just one of you. If you all start talking I'll toss you out of here. (raises eyebrows) Well?
I have been given that honor, er, Your Honor.
What does the ARC have to say for itself?
Basically that every sensible person who has looked into this over the past year has concluded that it's a hoax. There are no witnesses that exist
outside the internet, there are no CGI experts willing to go on the record with any conclusion other than hoax. Most won't even bother to make a
comment. There are endless problems with those cheesy pictures. I mean, just look at them! And I won't start on the "science" in the Isaac stuff.
Anyway, we're trying to figure out who did this and why, but Tomi keeps coming to our forum and causing trouble, making all sorts of ridiculous
accusations, and we can't keep our investigation on track for all the noise. She brings nothing but taunts and snide remarks and takes every bit of
information we uncover back to the DRT Secret Hideout so they can figure out how to avoid talking about it publicly.
JJ(looks at her notes, looks back up over her glasses)--
You have some documents?
Sys(hands some papers to the bailiff)--
Yes, Your Honor. We have a list of six computer graphic experts who have analyzed the photos, their credentials, and short statements from them on
their findings. And here is a copy of the Mufon report. They had an investigator on it for several months. Their findings are the same as ours,
essentially. The DRT is mentioned in there, as uncooperative. That's putting it mildly.
JJ(looks the documents over for what seems like a long time but is really 12.5 seconds, looks at her watch, picks up the gavel)--
[edit on 5/7/08 by Double_Nought_Spy]