posted on Jun, 26 2007 @ 12:26 AM
I just want to know when the screaming and chaos starts! I mean come on..Come On..COME ON!!! This is the so called planet of the Gods? The planet of
the cross? Well ... sounds like it's time we all tuck our heads between our legs and kiss are collective asses goodbye! SO..WHEN! Whats the agenda?
Are aliens going to sprout up out of the ground? Will they drop down off this planet X thingy and raid my fridge? How can this one planet..drifting so
far away,have such a gravitational impact on earth as to melt our icecaps? I mean..if the sun cant,and venus and mars dont...why would this little
planet be capable of such a gynormous effect? You know alot of people have posted these kind of pic's with this planet anchored some where near the
sun...yet I walk outside at different hours of the day..morning noon night sunset sun up..and i dont see jack squat!
So heres what i think..bigfoot and nessie called their buddies the greys and they all concocted this story about this planet X thingy and now they sit
back in their underground bases and watch us through crystal balls laffing their asses off at the funny hairless apes who believe in boogeymen and
tooth fairys while they gobble up bar B Qued unicorn and drink iced tea made with water from the fountain of youth.Oh,and casper drops by to keep the
men in black from eating all of the moon-cheese!
Show me ONE real alien (not a mexican either dammit!) But a REAL genuine one of a kind ufo flying cattle mutalting ass probing alien and by zeus I'll
believe anything you say! But until then Im going to keep my suitcase unpacked and in the closet and bop sinners on the head with my recovery version
Bible.(Say Amen and pass the ammunition!)
Because Sure Id like to believe in alot of these theorys and rumors and stuff too...cause they are kinda fun and interesting.But when all is said and
done..nothing beats a good old fashioned first hand experience.
So until the day one of those greys walks up to me and says nanu nanu foo'...well..Im going to keep on living my life and wiping my behind with
myspace profile pics printed on super soft charmin and smoke my cheap cigars drink my nasty cold coffee and jump out of dark corners and yell RAWR! to
scare the # out of the scared #less people of this world.Because thats real and thats what i can see and touch and in some cases smell.
Whoops...gotta run...the mothman and I have an appointment to go bowling with the barbie twins.