Tables Turned! Turkey Fights Back!

"Oh my god. I never ran so fast in my life," Beaulac said, composing herself as she relived the details. "I got out of my car and he just came after me. I threw my keys at it, my hair clip. Then Paul Smith, the attorney, came after him. It chased me around my car. It was hysterical. Then the police came." Smith's office is in the same plaza as the bank.

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LOL! cool whats next- planet of the turkeys?

Animal welfare officers should just be armed with guns. They could raise money in strange countries thro the sale of dog meat and they couldve had a nice thanksgiving supper.

I think the funniest thing I ever saw was outtakes of a (woman) reporter giving a report on turkeys and Thanksgiving at a turkey farm. Apparently she wasn't afraid of dead, frozen turkeys, but the live ones (who would occasionally gobble in chorus and wander up curiously to her) just had her in hysterics. At one point she jumped into her sound man's arms!

Animal Control prefers to relocate animals (particularly wild ones). They're not fond of killing critters unless there's some overriding reason. They will try to tranquilize and capture creatures, including the lions that occasionally escape from people's homes (yes, some people keep lions and tigers... in their houses or garages. There was an incident like that in October where one escaped at a truck stop.)

The funniest thing about turkeys I remember was a scene from the sit com, WKRP in Cincinatti, where the manager wanted to make a publicity stunt by setting turkeys free...

Unfortunatly he thought the best way t do that was to be high where everyone could see over a crowd, so the tossed live turkeys out of the helicopter above a crowd...

.. turkeys don't fly

... you didn't see anything, just the horrified comments from the reporters