Breaking News?? lol

MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa - Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.

Bold mine, for emphasis - and hilarity.

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OMG!

Life is truly stranger than fiction. Besides you just can't make stuff like this up.

he he you said butt, he he i just said it

seriously though 3 years in jail for stealing toilet paper!!!

what has the world come to?:shk:

the toilet paper must have been the super expensive fluffy kind.

he he butt

Roswell.

[edit on 12-6-2007 by roswell1]

this guy stole lettuce, 2 bottles of whiskey, and a digital thermometer.

www.msnbc.msn.com...

this woman made faces at a police dog!

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i love this thread!!!!!

[edit on 12-6-2007 by roswell1]

I have heard about being the butt of a joke but not the butt of a crime!!! Maybe the toilet paper was gold plated or something as I think 3 years is crazy.

So a woman named Butts gets 3 years in prison for stealing toilet paper? Well that must really stink.






-tts

Theft is theft, no ifs, ands, or Butts about it.

Was there no paper left when the judges needed to wipe?