UFO Doomsday Cult Gathers In New York For Apocalypse

UFO Doomsday Cult Gathers In New York For Apocalypse

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CLEVELAND, Ohio, June 5, 2007: The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place in precisely thirty days, on Thursday, July 5, 2007. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the Church has issued a call to all of its members, to participate in a festival with rock concerts and blasphemous rituals taking place in upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the apocalypse.

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[edit on 7-6-2007 by UM_Gazz]

More mumbo jumbo? and yet another date for a doomsday scenario??
Or real prophetic words?
Or false prophetic words to hoax a bluebeam style project?
Will 7/07/07 pass quietly? im not one for getting worked up over dates, but this date scares the crap out of me. Anyone into numerology and the symbolic study must at least be aware of this date.... will it pass unnoticed.. i seriously doubt it very much..

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all hail the sex-goddesses....

wish i could nake it there in B(r)ushwood (the R is silent)
for the festivities
maybe i can find a hook-up, like the one i gave up to woodstock in '1969

subgenius, eh?

If something does happen that weekend it won't be UFO's piloted by sex goddesses come here to pick up computer hacking pornography watching wackos.:shk:

Oh man... not another one.

Best tell all the local grocery stores to pull all the Kool-Aid off the shelves.

Church of the SubGenius. Bob Dobbs and all. It's a parody deal, like Discordianism or The Flying Spaghetti Monster thing.

Comedy.

Parody or not, those SubGenius folks like to get nekked and drink hooch for their annual end of the world bash. I'll be at the affair in Juarez along with my band "Catfish Carl and the Catfish"

This is not an all ages show, so please leave the kiddies at home and as usual NO FIREARMS!!! Sorry to have to bring this up again but Stinky the drummer is finally healed up pretty well, after receiving that nasty flesh wound 2 years ago.

[edit on 7-6-2007 by whaaa]

Yeah, the knee cymbals can be pretty hazardous for a guy built like ol' Stinky. Or me, but that's another story.