Hey, this looks like just the place for me. So, uh, hey

Run. These people are insane. Get out why you can. Get help. Call the goverment. #. It's too late. You're in.


Welcome.

more freshmen!





welcome to the real time.

Welcome to the home of the paranoid, delusional truth seekers...this rare breed of humanoid are friendly but they bite if you try to disprove their theories...enjoy your stay and post often!

Originally posted by mamaship
Welcome to the home of the paranoid, delusional truth seekers...this rare breed of humanoid are friendly but they bite if you try to disprove their theories...enjoy your stay and post often!

Lies! You will suffer! You will ALL SUFFER!

Oh yeah.... welcome.

DE

welcome!
Yep this is a great place!

So how about a little about yourself?

feel free to u2u me or webdevil if you need any help around here, always happy to help

Welcome to ATS, Esoterica. Have fun!

Welcome.

But Asala is right.Tell us a little about yourself.

Hi Esoterica!!

Enjoy your travels here: but be careful, ATS is *very* addictive!!

Look forward to reading your posts!!

And, don't forget to give ATS SETI@home team a "look in" either!!

Cheers for now Esoterica!

You're a user? We're just programs! (a little Tron reference there....)

Welcome to ATS!

Well, I'd describe myself as a Fortean more than paranoid . However, I've always been interested in what you guy would call ignorance-related issues for as logn as I can remember (You'd never find my room empty of at least one book about UFOs, ghosts, Cryptids, conspiracies, etc...). My main interest ahs always been UFOs, though, and I even wrote a middle school research paper on them (Most of the info in it now has been proven false, but at the time I thought it was quite good)

Basically, I've always kept an open mind about...everything.

I can't get over some of the avatars here! Gazrock Jihad Joe is funny as h3ll!

Welcome and whoever disproves a theory gets thrown into the Mud Pit

Well, I was going to post a help line intro, but it seems asala already did. Anyways, you can U2U me with questions or whatever

-wD