Some quotes

The fundamental problem with representative government is that the people who would be best for the job least want it, and vice versa.

The only difference between diplomacy and treachery is spelling.

The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.

Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home.

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.

Let us support bi partisianship... I will hug your elephant, if you kiss my ass

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul.

I bought a Venus Fly Trap today. I was going to name it 'Republican', but the fly trap is beneficial to the enviroment. I'll save that name - someday I might find a plant that eats poor people and minorities.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap

If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?

Communism is man's exploitation of man. Capitalism is just the opposite.