questions that have no answers?

there are so many questions out there that have no answer

list as many as you can think of or answer as many as you think you can

How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?

How young can you die of old age?

Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Do fish get thirsty?

If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?

Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,

why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

Steven Wright said one that I still love so many years later:

If your car was going faster than the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Do these pants make me look fat?

will I really go blind if I keep..... :shk::shk::shk:

Originally posted by bodrul
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Hey I know the answer to this one..... Too heavy.

Death. That is a question you will find out when you die. You cannot find that question out when alive.

if your going faster than the speed of sound, can you hear yourself talk?

theres probably an answer to this but ill never go that fast to find out.

got another one

what is the exact number of grains of sand on all the beaches in the world?

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If you went back in time and killed your grandfather, would you still exist?

I can think of a few.


If I clone myself, and proceed to have sex with said clone, is it incest or masturbation?

If I am my own mother, father and child, could I marry myself?

What rhymes with purple?

Originally posted by Paresthesia
What rhymes with purple?

Closest I can get is "The purple turtle named Nurple"

Whats outside our universe????

Perhaps another universe.




Who made the oil to float on the water?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.So that being said- How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?