Subway Spokesman Jared Was a Porn Dealer

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You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.”

Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

I don't know if this really has any significance whatsoever, except for the fact that renting porn for $1 sounds really cheap!

That is simply disgusting! It is my considered opinion that Jared should be fired and sent to the Imus Ranch or, at the very least, Quiznos.

Good for him!

College guy, found a way to make a buck.

I hope he made a lot of money.


*wonders what happened to that collection... * hmmm maybe I should write to him....

Jared thinks he's so cool. Walkin' around, eatin' sandwiches, holdin' up pants that are way too big for him and stuff. He's always tellin' everybody that he lost weight by eatin' those lame sandwiches. Hah! I know his secret. I bet he locked himself in his room watchin' all that porn and stuff. It's alot of exercise and stuff for your shoulders arms and wrists! Not to mention the amount of "water" weight he was losin and stuff every time he'd shoot a spider-web.