What happens when ATSers become Elementary school teachers?

A question I've pondered, answered by this hilarious video.

What would happen if us NWO fearing, Moon fake theorian, WTC micronuken ATS conspiracy nuts became teachers?

Heres your answer.

Trevor Talks to the Kids

Not for the youngins. Got naughty words and minor sexual situations.


Edited to fix the link

[edit on 5-9-2007 by WolfofWar]

I watch this show every week and when I saw this skit, the first thing I thought of was ATS.


I am pretty sure that this isn't far off what would happen if some of the fellow members would become teachers.

Thats so funny.
Imagine if you became an Elementary teacher Wolfofwar...

I would love to see some of the ATSers out there become elementary school teachers. That would be hilarious.

I could think of a few right off the top of my head that would make for awesome teachers. Man those kids would never be the same again...

Originally posted by Chukkles
Thats so funny.
Imagine if you became an Elementary teacher Wolfofwar...

I would be the best worst teacher ever.

Originally posted by WolfofWar

Originally posted by Chukkles
Thats so funny.
Imagine if you became an Elementary teacher Wolfofwar...

I would be the best worst teacher ever.

Naturally, you would say they all hate you and are scheming to overthrow you, i Suppose. Maybe while singing "We don't need no Education, We don't need no thought Control"

Though to make them that wary of reality, you would need to be fairly good.

I would ramble on about things and say 'dont worry, this is just a dicussion here, no need to make notes" and then quiz them on it about a month later.

Cute, really cute!

I teach, well kind of, and I've worked in a few christian schools and been given a few books by well meaning colleagues "Who is Jesus" and "The purpose driven life". Man I would have so liked to sit there and do that, I did with the colleagues, but never the kids, the poor little brain washed robots.

The kids march around the school singing "My god is so big so strong and so mighty there's northing my god cannot do!"

World hunger, human trafficing, drug addiction, er hello!

If i lie down can somebody please help me with the chair.

Originally posted by WolfofWar
I would ramble on about things and say 'dont worry, this is just a dicussion here, no need to make notes" and then quiz them on it about a month later.

You could just sit there all day and say "Ask me anything" They would practically teach themselve's.

www.belowtopsecret.com...

Great thread by the way...

I had never heard of The Whitest Kids U Know before this and they are hilarious.

I particularly like this sketch the most.




LMAO






[edit on 15-5-2007 by Chukkles]