Important News: Significant alien activity over Brooklyn?

Originally posted by antar

I have always speculated that when they are red they are leaving ,greenish gold for hoovering.

The aliens are coming to take over the world....Dyson style.

Officer: Captain we're approaching planet earth of humanoid species 4242, how do you wish to proceed?
Capt: Ready up the Electrolux Z7300 & set it for full suction level.
Officer: Aye sir.......Ready captain.
Capt: Fire at will!!!
Officer: Zero hits, captain.
Capt: The gravity field must weaken our attack systems, we need more power!!! Ready up the Dyson "DC1015 humanoid".
Officer: We will need to go into greenish gold mode in order to reroute power for the weapon.
Capt: Make it so.
Officer: Aye captain....Ready.
Capt: Fire!!!

All life on earth is sucked into the massive vacuum cleaner in space & kept on the dark side of the moon for all of eternity. The End.

If ufo's are going to be circling around and surveying an area.. chances are it wouldnt be brooklyn.... damn, i live here and i hate going to brooklyn.. i cant imagine how people from another world would feel about it!