Ancient race of skeleton people found.

I read an article at the following link of a whole civilization of skeleton people living in old cities several thousand years ago . There's even been skeleton animals much like the ones we see in nature today in those ancient cities. Archeologists speculate that the skeleton populace didn't wear much in the clothing department.

www.theonion.com

uhh theonion.com ?


Really now...

I can't find the link either...

[Edited on 1-1-2004 by Lysergic]

The Onion is a fictional paper printed in Green Bay, WI. All the articles are false. They even have "news" updates on the radio.



I have a few of their collection books reprinting several of their more popular stories.

Dude ...The Onion is a parody paper!
Those stories are NOT real.

Its true!!!

I tried to contact my host and they said they had a "skeleton staff" on over the holidays.

These people are taking the casual jobs that good honest people used to have. Also they are in the key making business and so are potential terrorists or criminals.

Deport them at once!!!

yeah, thats why i was like uhhh theonion?
llol


But never found the story he was talking about... most likely would've been a good read too :p

Yes...this race is still abundant in modern society.

Supermodels?

Deep

Yeah, they sometimes get casual work in school science labs as models....

Some are musicans using their ribs as xylaphones

lol

Deep

And the Egyptians were a race of mummies.

man that cracked me up, how would we know it was a race of skeletons? you would only find the skeletons oh man thats too funny

Man, that's SCARY!

Along with these... makes you think

LOveryL

[Edited on 3-1-2004 by Johnny]

There was an ad on TV last year (I can't remember what it was advertising ) it had skeletons in a pub playing darts and a skeleton dog stealing a leg bone from one of the skeletons leaning on the bar. It was so funny ! Maybe they were the skeleton people

wasn't that an ice tea commercial with the snowman?

There's a race of skeleton people living in boxes under the ground beind some nice gates. Some live in sealed stone houses that look too tiny to live in. Funny thing is, they're all dressed like they're going to a fancy dinner. All their homes are marked with big rocks with human names carved into em. They also have pets but they all live behind their own big set of gates.

hmmmmmmm..........could it be that the reason as to y they found skeletons in a "skeleton city" was because...o i don't know.....THE PPL R DEAD!!!!

Nah... you're totally overexaggerating! Let's not be stupid here, if they are skeleton people, it is obvious they aren't dead. When PEOPLE die, they are no longer people. Therefore, PEOPLE cannot be dead. Only corpses can be dead. Dude use logic. I can't believe you didn't know that. People DIE but afterwards they are corpses or bodies or piles of flesh. NOT PEOPLE!
Omg sometimes you PEOPLE make me so mad. I swear, the IGNORANCE of people is... arrrg. God wtf did you have to say DEAD PEOPLE for, that's just WRONG! Don't you know between RIGHT and WRONG? Wrong is when something is NOT right, or false. Therefore, I have proven in the above that you were false, and your statement is false. This automatically proves that my statement is TRUE, because it is RIGHT. Therefore, I must be the smarter one. My logic is better than your logic. My KUNG FU is better than YOUR kung fu. Do not mess with my kung fu. Your kung fu is good, but mine is better. Damn people are not DEAD I swear if you say that one more time I'll drink spoiled milk and die ;\ On purpose! Ok I need some air....

It's good to keep your humor when politicians, wars, and the world is falling apart piece by piece. The best type of humor is when it's TRUE but done in a funny way. Like that Articles section of the Jay Leno show on mondays. I love that!