Originally posted by SpeakerofTruth
I suppose that people are getting all defensive about this because their prized cell phones have been labeled as a possible cause for this
disappearance. I don't have a cell phone and don't want one. I think they should have been banned a couple of years ago when it was discovered that
they are a hazard to people's attention span on the highway.
What! You mean that Bees can interfere with my cell phone? Now I really don't like those stinkin' Bees!
You have it all wrong! There's nothing like driving about 80 miles an hour, and dialin' that cell phone at the same time. So relaxing. Only thing
that makes it even better is if I have a nice hot and steamin' cup of coffee balancin' on my leg while I steer with one hand, and dial that cell
phone with the other hand. And if I have a cigarette goin' at the same time - Man! That is livin'!
I bet those bees are behind all my dropped calls. I bet those bees are laughin' at us and stuff.
(lombozo note: Yes I'm making light of this, but in all seriousness this really could be catastrophic. Farmers rent hives to pollenate their fields.
Without bees, entire fields may perhaps be barren. SoT, is your cell phone comment accurate? Is there a suspicion that there's a link between cell
phones and the Bees demise?)