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Originally posted by Don Wahn
I absolutely detest Nascar, however when I was in college we took our mocking game to another level...well it was just another excuse to drink.
It is simple. Just dont shave for a week or so, so you have some good growth, then shave everything leaving a nice redneck moustache. Once this is complete, pick out your grungiest pair of shorts, a wife-beater and a mesh hat. Once all this is taken care of, go to your local beverage sales location and pick up a case of either Busch Original or Bud Heavy. Set up an old lawnchair, drink yourself silly, and act like you give 2 sh*ts as to what is going on.