Federal Mandate, Resolution 102b-1.2

Heard it going around that in spite of Federal Requirements for HEP, virii inoculations, and other forms of Health related issues, they're going back to one of the most fought over squabbles that has ever arisen.

You are correct in your envisionments of your nightmares. You will be required to use SOAP, or it will be used on YOU.

This ain't no joke, they got the Periwash laced super-soaker water guns to back it up. Get ready..