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Lookin For New Digs

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posted on Apr, 21 2007 @ 11:42 AM
Howdy y'all. I'm Major Malfunction, mother of two, trying to find a new forum to inhabit as the last one was a bit too intolerant. I've never been on a board this big, with so many members, so I'm gonna read for a while and see if I can handle such an active place.

I'm a smart-ass, so I joke a lot. It doesn't mean anything when I do. If I was being mean, you would really know it as I am a Scorpio queen of the sharp tongue.

I had enough abuse and arguments from my estranged husband, so I'd like to keep exchanges with people friendly. If someone disagrees with me, fine, but there's a right way (courteous) and a wrong way (overbearing). Overbearing people end up on my Ignore User list. I don't have time for that stuff.

I'm looking forward to checking the board out.

posted on Apr, 21 2007 @ 11:48 AM
Welcome to ATS MajorMalfunction.

If you want to take it easy and move slowly into the community I recommend you check out BelowTopSecret.
It isn't as active as ATS and it a lot of fun there.

posted on Apr, 21 2007 @ 12:04 PM
Hello hello I hope you like it so far here

ATS is like a huge city full of great things for you and me, and even your pets, well maybe not your pets, but its that good

let me know if i can help at all with anything

Here is some good links that explain more links and truth about the real ATS, BTS, and PTS

All About ATS "Links"

ATS = Altruism - Trust - Sincerity

The Real ATS, BTS, PTS, for a new member

Get Adopted and learn the real ATS from some old citizens of ATS

Right now, I just started to make Avatars Ragavatars!, you see the pretty red black and white picture on the left of the screen below my user name "ragster", I am sure you might know what it is, but just in case if not, I will be glad to make you your very own personalized avatar with your name or whatever you want abstract type of an avatar.
But if not, make sure to check out Member Art to see many different types of people who have very unique avatar designs.
And if you do not want someone else to make your own avatar for you, you can do it yourself here Avatar Ultimate Help Thread

[edit on 21-4-2007 by ragster]

posted on Apr, 21 2007 @ 04:40 PM
Hello, and welcome to ATS, MajorMalfunction!

Be sure to get yourself familar with the T&C - Don't want to break any rules

Also check out BTS - A laid back place to joke around and talk about any subject you could imagine.

As well as Above Politics all your Politic interests.

HERE is your very own customizable ATS profile. Tell a little about yourself and leave comments on other member's profiles.

If you have any questions just ask; I am always willing to help

And above all, have fun


posted on Apr, 22 2007 @ 10:32 PM
The ATS Freshman's Forum is a great place to discuss the complexities of the ATS universe and to get advice from rookies and veterans alike.

Asala has a new member thread here: Hey new members!! Come here if you need advice.

There are lots of handy tips available in the Handbook of ATS Links.

Here are some Important Website-Related Threads.

Configuring your MyATS page is the easiest way to put the ATS universe at your fingertips.

Be sure to check out Social Issues on AbovePolitics. I'm sure you will find the atmosphere to be friendly, enlightening, and rewarding.

Here's an excellent little, unobtrusive spell checker, in case you need one: IESpell 2.1.1 build 325

A convenient text editor also comes in handy when composing those epic posts: EditPad Lite.

Sooner or later you will find a use for TinyURL!™

Don’t forget to set up the “Comments” section in your profile, so folks can drop by to say, “Hi!” All it takes is a “Howdy” from you to get the ball rolling.

Oh, and visit the Automotive Discussion forum.


posted on Apr, 24 2007 @ 11:46 AM
Thank you one and all for the kind welcome, and for such an interesting board. It's nice to be here. I can use a distraction from real life right about now.

posted on Apr, 26 2007 @ 10:20 AM
Hi MajorMalfunction,

Welcome to the ATS forum.

You may find interesting to get in touch with AccessDenied, but she wins on the number of kids.

Search and Share.


posted on Apr, 27 2007 @ 08:22 AM
welcome to ATS

peace Bod

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