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Originally posted by karl 12
Good luck pulling all those foxy chicks with your intimate knowledge of all this nonsensical,useless trivia.
Let me know how you got on-I might try it.
Total number of flights made by a Russian nuclear powered aircraft: 34
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take # from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Originally posted by whaaa
reply to post by karl 12
Thanks for the bump K. I love these kinds of threads. Great icebreaking trivia for the cuties at the bar. It's been my experience that Trivia concerning pets will get you a more favorable response than say.....metallurgy.
Dogs prefer Names that end in "er" such as HomER, BowsER, CrittER etc.
According to U.K. law,a pregnant woman can urinate anywhere she wants in public - even in a policeman's helmet.
Other silly British laws:
* In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
* You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close in Hereford.
* In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
* In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
* Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
* Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
* A license is required to keep a lunatic.
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Apparently you also need a license to keep a lunatic.
Originally posted by whaaa
reply to post by karl 12
Apparently you also need a license to keep a lunatic.
That application is also standard procedure here in the US.
From my personal experience it's been a marriage license.
Religions, Myths, Superstitions, and Other Beliefs
The Aetherius Society believes Jesus is alive and well on the planet Venus.
One superstition to get rid of warts involves rubbing a peeled apple and giving it to a pig.
The Fijiian god Matawaloo has eight stomachs and is always eating.
Buddhism is the fastest growing religion in Ireland.
William Blake, Winston Churchill, and John Lennon were all ordained druids.
Some saints in the Middle Ages were dirty because they thought it would bring them closer to God. St. Anthony never washed his feet; St. Abraham never washed his hands or feet for 50 years; St. Sylvia never washed any part of her body except her fingertips.
St. Cassian was a schoolmaster whose pupils stabbed him to death with their pens.
There is no mention of Adam and Eve eating an apple in the Bible.
One mariner's tale of the 15th century held that men who tried to sail south of Morrocco would be transformed into Negroes.
Legend has it that after he was beheaded, St. Dennis, the patron saint of Paris,France, carried his head around and walked for quite some distance before finally setting it down.
According to the ancient Chinese, swinging your arms cures headache pain.
The ancient Celts believed that rivers were the urine of goddesses. Many European rivers (Seine, Severn, Danube, etc.) were named after these urinating Celtic deities.
Pliny believed that the souls of the dead resided in beans.
Originally posted by karl 12
Apparently you also need a license to keep a lunatic.