posted on Apr, 10 2007 @ 01:25 PM
Those money hungry conservatives are always trying to destroy our Planet and our Humanity to bring us stuff like "medicine" and "transportation."
Well I'm not having it. Here's the sick Truth about those filthy seal-beaters.
All the corporations of the World are united in bringing its downfall. Exxon, microsoft, and mcdonalds lead this group and they meet on mondays, the
worst day of the week. Subway is one of the few companies not in this conspiracy, so continue to enjoy Their 0 calorie Sandwiches of Awesome.
Everyone knows taste is fatty, so why eat tasty food?
Water levels will rise when the ice on Earth melts. It'll be so hot Science will melt too, causing the earlier event to happen as well. It's as
simple as that. We'll be living in bizarro world, people. And Superman won't be there to save us. Thankfully, we do have a hero -like- Superman. He
works for a news company, defeats the great evils of the world, and looks great while doing it. I'm talking about our man Rivera.
No scientist disagrees with man-made Global Warming. Those people in lab coats who do? The bush twins' boyfriends. Trust me. They're also the same
people who try to say that you -need- calories. What kind of idiots do they think we are? We're not getting into their pseudo-science.
Why has it happened on Mars too, you might ask? President bush secretly sent exxon up there many years ago. They have turned the martians into slaves
and they are currently draining the Planet of all of their Natural Resources. Red sand and rocks that look like faces.
Sure Evolution exists, and its for this reason we have to be sure that Animals never ever Evolve. We do this by keeping their Habitat the same and
making sure the idiotic ones have all the help they need to survive. We can't have them evolving into Godzilla monsters now, can we? We're on your
Also, I know most of you idiotic "skeptics" think our Global Warming graphs start in the early 1800s due to the start of the so called "little ice
age." All of our graphs start in the early 1800s because we like the number. The little ice age? Bah. The only ice age to ever happen is the one
cavemen had to deal with.
[edit on 10-4-2007 by dF the Teacher]