Don't get caught with the wrong books!

Great. Now the police are on the lookout for people carrying Almanacs:

www.foxnews.com...

WASHINGTON � The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.

Don't get caught with the wrong books, people. Who knows what they'd do if they caught someone with an encyclopedia set in their trunk!

Oh jeeze, that seems just a little over the top. Better watch out for anyone who has an internet connection, too...

remember door to door encyclopedia salesmen?
man they'd be screwed

I often wonder what officials would think if they ever searched my car. I'm an IT Tech but I look like a bit different from your average IT tech...Doc Martens, Tattoos, Earings etc...at any given time I have 1000s of dollars worth of electronic and network gear in my Blazer...
not to mention all the articles I print for reading later...

I'm Doomed

Better be on the look out for almost everybody then...

I guess all the farmers are going to jail?

So let this be a lesson to all you who plan on visiting any tourist spots and reading tour guide handouts while you're there. Wrap the pamphlets up in a Hustler or somethin' or you gonna be touring the prison ward next!!!

America the Beautiful!! Home of the Free!! (as long as you don't read any books)

This is Sick and Disturbing!!

The Nazis imprisoned and investigated people having the wrong books

Hold on a sec... They're talking about carrying almanacs, paired with suspiscious behaviour. Now who would be holding an almanac in public and acting suspisciously???

Possible terrorists right???

But I still find that looking for people with almanac's stuff going too far.

[Edited on 29-12-2003 by TheBandit795]

so carrying a book bag and talking into your wristwatch wouldn't be a good idea?

let this be a warning for all odd college students

This is the stupidist thing I have heard yet. What's next? Kids with Game Boys may acutally be hiding detonators? GIVE ME A BREAK. This just shows what a joke this is all becoming.

almanacs...

Ignorant $*#%)(&*#@%#

::sigh::

It's obviously a Free Mason/Illuminati/NWO plot. The Poor Richard Almanac was written by Ben Franklin, who I might add was a Masonic Grand Master !!!

The plot thickens.......

Welcome to the beginning to tne NWO. Please check your freedom at the door.

Why burn books when they will just remove them?

Where would I find an Almanac? I gotta get one of those and carry it proudly~

Soon it will be,

People who goto conspiracy websites,

and

question anything the government says.

Originally posted by logiclock
Great. Now the police are on the lookout for people carrying Almanacs:

www.foxnews.com...

WASHINGTON � The FBI is warning police nationwide to be alert for people carrying almanacs, cautioning that the popular reference books covering everything from abbreviations to weather trends could be used for terrorist planning.

Don't get caught with the wrong books, people. Who knows what they'd do if they caught someone with an encyclopedia set in their trunk!

Originally posted by intelgurl
Where would I find an Almanac? I gotta get one of those and carry it proudly~

At any place that sells books basically....even drug stores and things like that...people may want to stay away from 1984 and Faranheit 451 also...plus The Catcher And The Rye (they may think you mean to assassinate someone)

Originally posted by junglejake
Oh jeeze, that seems just a little over the top. Better watch out for anyone who has an internet connection, too...

Heheh that was good

Good lord, what kind of idiots are running this country? Oh, I forgot...
The highest paid, most powerful criminals in the world!

Other books that will get you listed somewhere (probably...)

Anarchist Cookbook (don't know if this one is for sale any more)

Sun-Tzu :The Art of War

Book of Thoth, Crowley

The King in Yellow, Chambers

...just my list......don't take me seriously....

Breaking News

This just in: The dictionary has been put on the restricted book list. Apparently, they want everyone to talked just like G. W. Bush.