Fun stuff to discuss, especially with our own personal self proclaimed know it all to let us know that they alone have conquered all security measures known to man and for only a couple million you can know too....

Seriously though, all the ideas mentioned here are pretty funny, especially the H2 thing. LOL Glad your thinkin though.

Figure in these couple of tidbits for you, EM field receptors that show any foreign object that enters, be it people, machine, or what have you. If it's solid it shows a signature.
Biometrics incorporate much more than just the old James Bond eye and print scanners. Some currently used but still considered a little low tech are real time body mechanics, shadow variance, weight, just to name a few.

The list goes for quite a while, but you get the drift.
Ya can't defeat what you don't know about, it's all about security through obscurity.

Keep up the ideas though, I'm diggin the vibe.

I didn't ride my bike up to area 51, just the Naval base at Bremerton, San Diego and Alameda(when it existed)

Originally posted by christopherledwards
I didn't ride my bike up to area 51, just the Naval base at Bremerton, San Diego and Alameda(when it existed)

see anything out of the ordinary lol?

Originally posted by TruthMagnet

Everything I have claimed is true - but without the funding to actualize it there isn't much point in discussing it openly.

Considering you haven't divulged anything other than obvious vague clues, it doesn't take a genius (no pun intended) to see that you are doing nothing more than taking these gullible ATSr's along for a ride that satisfies nothing more than your ego, and will ultimately offer no satisfiable results. I assure you, you may think you are a special snowflake around here, but I'm sorry, you are not.

I put forth the clues above if anyone cared to guess - and I would confirm if their conclusion matched mine.

This isn't a game. And we do not play games here at ATS. Either get to the point or kiss this thread goodbye. We've given you too much attention already.

I have merely suggested that we make these Area "x" Infiltration thereads one giant ludicrous sticky - much like the "Stargate" thread - or we can get serious and stop proposing blatantly illogical and unworkable ideas that have been repeated over and over and over again for the 7+ years I have participated on this site.

A person that makes outrageous claims with nothing to back it up should know better than to come into ATS and attempt to make suggestions about how the site should be run.

We have a lot of good ideas in the ATS community we just need a little direction so we don't end up just spinning our wheels time and time again - I am willing to help provide that direction (as I am sure other knowledgeable members like Gazrok would be) but the ToS of ATS doesn't allow for such community organization.

Direction? You've garnered 3 pages of unproven theories. I'm sorry but its a fact. I, for one, would not look to you for direction, considering your inability to deliver on your claims. You could have u2u'sd any of us if you felt this matter should be private.

If we want to do that we will have to do so in a complementary fashion outside of ATS.

Good luck getting your 2 million bucks.

If you prefer the Status Quo - then enjoy - you will get it in spades around here!

You've got that right.

[edit on 13-2-2009 by NightVision]

Out of the ordinary? Oh yea, I use my real name and admit I was in the Navy. The truth is sooooo weird.

I am getting so sick and tired of this.

Look how many times do I have to tell you that there is only one way to infiltrate area 51 and there is only one man who can do it.

Kibasan!!! My ninja friend.

he infiltrates area 51. for fun. he initiates new ninja wannabe hopefuls by infiltrating tonopah with them and that one sorta secure but highly secret base in northern california where those caret drones with the dumb writing all over them come from. says they don't take too well to a ninja back hand slap (sorta looks like a pimp slap) technique. says they get all crazy sounding and bounce off the walls spinning in circles.
stupid drones.

But I degress. The point is when he is not initiating new ninjas into the inner circle or eliminating them for failing the test, he is warming up for real missions by infiltrating area 51 and sometimes S-4. he says S-4 is whack because it's all greys and nerd scientists. the greys he says very easy to destroy with ninja eye gouge techniques and the nerds by double dragon mind control technique. the guards he takes out with plain old ninjitsu handed down from the gods on mt. sashumuru. He says the guards are cocky and get defeated easily. but then again this man routinely infiltrates lord lopans arhat palace to whittle down the evil entities of the yang dimension that were brought about by the evil sorcerer pak mei the wicked. those guys are tuff. said to be ancestors of the great shaolin warriors from the original song shan temple before the great purge by the buddhidharma. in a word these guys were the toughests warriors of all time but they are still chumps when they meet kibasan. usually they aren't aware that he is there. standing right behind them. preparing for the kill. he usually uses his secret ninja techniques only known to him through sacred ninja scrolls.

but don't take my word for it. you could always believe the crap the j-rods are saying through that dan guy. buy we all know j-rods are a bunch of liars. if you really want to know what the inside of area 51 looks like then you will have to interview my ninja friend. but he will be likely to kill you because nobody (except for his close friends and his mentor) gets to see what he looks like. that and dead guards at area 51. Or...you could always hire him to abduct one of the guards and bring him to your apartment for interrogation. You might get answers from the guard as he is less likely to kill you.

Why do we need to get into area 51? We all know that all that goes on in there is top secret. They're probably some things going on in there that even most of our government doesn't know with the exception of the highly trusted people that do work there. A better way to get information would be to secretly kidnap one of the higher ranking employees for a little torture session. I can guarantee you that you could get the information that you needed if you knew what you were doing. Doing it just as secretly as they do things, then after you get what you want take him out some where and just release him, naked and in the middle of the dessert.

Do the right thing every time and you will be appreciated by some but astonished by many...Benjamin Franklin

The only way to infiltrate the area 51 would be working for them, that is for the federal government. The easy option would be work like high-security guard (Cammo dude). From that position, you could have a little perspective of small activities that take place outside the base.

You guys at ATS still have your Area 51 fantasies.

I have said it before and will say it again. Area 51 is no longer utilized for nothing more than nuclear development/testing.

They also test how certain weaponry will affect flight on certain crafts.

There are no "aliens" running around area 51.

if you guys want to seriously research things than I would strongly recommend looking into places such as Utah, white sand nm, denver co, baltimore md(this is for the US, not for any other countries as I am unfamiliar with their procedures)

Also, instead of donating much of your research time to something as useless as area 51 why not donate just as much research and attention to the massive amounts of products that have been sent to the North Pole for the better part of a decade.

Shouldn't that throw up flags for you area 51 buffs.. Why would the US government, countless intelligence outfits, defense contractors and a handful of forbes 50 companies send over 5 billion dollars worth of products and materials to the North Pole?

Care to engage in intellectual conversation?

Has anyone tried to get in to area 52? Or am I jumping the gun.

Hmmm, I wonder why they want to keep those new secret airplanes so secret.

Surprised this thread is still going. Have you tried a cow disguise? I saw it work in a movie once.

Why would you insist on getting into area 51 anyway? Isn’t that what spies do, break into top secret facilities? Are you a spy?

OMG, are you a lost little alien looking for your way back home?