The Unhijackable Thread

Originally posted by eagle32

jews-for-allah.org...

took me 2 seconds in google, im not gonna read the huge bible (i tried and failed many times i guess 'god' doesnt want me in the gang)

Eagle
I will try not to bore you with the details. The prophecy in question in Isaiah has not happened yet. This prophecy will occur after Ezekiel 38 and 39 is fulfulled. Ezekiel 38 and 39 is a prophecy about Gog and Magog. In this prophecy Russia along with Iran and other muslims will attack Israel. This prophecy will occur after Antichrist comes to power. It happens in the latter days after Israel is reformed as a nation(1948). Note that Russia is currently Irans ally and Iran wants to wipe Israel for the face of the earth.....watch the news.

Ezekiel 38:8 After many days thou shalt be visited: in the latter years thou shalt come into the land that is brought back from the sword, and is gathered out of many people, against the mountains of Israel, which have been always waste: but it is brought forth out of the nations, and they shall dwell safely all of them.

Im pretty sure i can provide some more instances through google

I'm pretty sure I can shoot them all down.

Don't you just hate when you get a good thread going and someone moves it.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Originally posted by Sun Matrix
Don't you just hate when you get a good thread going and someone moves it.

Maybe that's a good thing.

they moved it because i apparantly hijacked the thread and changed it into a 'teach religion to eagle32' thread

I can only find this thread via search box

Originally posted by ben91069
How do you know the rapture hasn't already happened? Isn't it a joining of the believers to Christ in the clouds?

Seems to me a lot of those believers are already caught up. It is just that you are not looking with spiritual eyes to see it happening.

Ok, if you don't see me posting here anymore then you know that the rapture has happenned!

Unhijackable? Indeed.....


One day in Australia.....

Bruce: G'day, Bruce!
Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!
Bruce: How are you Bruce?
Bruce: A bit crooked, Bruce.
Bruce: Where's Bruce?
Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.
Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce.
Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself.
Bruce: She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
Bruce: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now!
Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce?
Bruce: G'day Bruce!
Bruce: Bruce.
Bruce: Hello Bruce.
Bruce: Bruce.
Bruce: How are you, Bruce?
Bruce: G'day Bruce.
Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Wooloomooloo.
Everybruce: G'day!
Michael Baldwin: Hello.
Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?
Michael: No, it's Michael.
Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.
Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?
Bruce: Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer.
Bruce: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!
Everybruce: Amen!
Bruce: Crack tube! (Bottles opening)
Bruce: Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty.
Bruce: I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-bates here.
Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
Bruce: Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.
Bruce: What's New-Bruce going to teach?
Bruce: New-Bruce will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Benton,
Lockholm, Sackly, Millbo, Hasset, and Bernerd.
Bruce: Those are all cricketers!
Bruce: Aww, spit!
Bruce: Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!
Everybruce: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!
Bruce: Another two! (Bottles opening)
Bruce: Any questions?
Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?
Bruce: Are you a Poofter?
New-Bruce: No!
Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:
Rule One! (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any
way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three? (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five, (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in
a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
Everybruce: Amen!

(And now all four Bruces launch into the Philosopher's song)

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could
think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.


[edit on 28-3-2007 by Excitable_Boy]

And yet................There are no aliens...........You are being fed a crock

Sun Matrix

Is Satan a female???

Is Lucifer a female???

Do Angels have gender or qualities of such?/?

Somewhere in London....

Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
M: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
S: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes.
M: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
S: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
M: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man!
S: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
M: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
M: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
S: Well, I, uh....
M: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
S: Um, she likes sport, yes!
M: I bet she does, I bet she does!
S: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
M: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?
S: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.
(pause)
M: SAY NO MORE!!
M: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
S: I wasn't going to!
M: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly?
S: Photography?
M: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
S: Holiday snaps, eh?
M: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
S: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
M: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
S: Look... are you insinuating something?
M: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
S: Well?
M: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
S: Yes...
M: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh....You've "done it"....
S: What do you mean?
M: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
S: Yes....
M: What's it like?

In the rapture it says"You will be changed in the twinkling of an eye"..so you don't need to pack a lunch. you will be in spiritual form in the blink of an eye

Originally posted by interestedalways
Sun Matrix

Is Satan a female???

Is Lucifer a female???

Do Angels have gender or qualities of such?/?

No, No and I don't know.

heaton is really really really really good

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Why do Giraffes have furry horns?
Can someone explain this to me plz?

I think they are antenna to communicate with their home world.
They will help or hinder us when we go to war with hyper intelligent evil genius Apes in the year 4253...

Don't get me started on the evil genius apes...

Originally posted by chris01621

Why do Giraffes have furry horns?
Can someone explain this to me plz?

Sure, glad to help. They have furry horns because the are born with them........... If I can help you in the future, let me know.

Thank you so much for your help, be sure to ask for your help in future.

The point I was tryin to make is, horns are not furry on any other animal, They're like bone and bone doesn't grow hair.

Giraffes however have these 2 little furry stumpy things in between their ears, I was told they are horns by someone years ago and it's never made any sense to me...

There were once many hairy horned animals in the world. The problem came with ice and snow as the hairy horned animals would end up with snow cones on their head that caused the horns to become brittle and break off. The animals ended up defenseless and died off. The giraff was too tall to become involved in these fights and remained.

Originally posted by Sun Matrix The problem came with ice and snow

Did I hear Ice and Snow?
now you got me taking:
About Hijacking - ATS is a bit boring when It comes to 'putting some flavor' into some posts. Some Moderators here are quick with their judgment compared to other forums.

Some forums can get way out of hand. They attempt to raise the quality of post here.......as much as possible.

But this thread is unhijackable.