Originally posted by Cuhail
I'll tell ya what (comma) it really helps to establish that you are an intelligent (comma) understandable communicator that we would listen to intently(period)
However (comma) if you present yourself as an ignorant ape (no offence to the member named the same)(comma) no-one will take you seriously(period)
Make us want to read your story(period)
Otherwise (comma) we won't (period)
In my opinion (comma) you and PsychoHoliday need to go bowling.
Cuhail
And I'll tell you what: the annoyances I found in reading puntation-less paragraphs are far eclipsed by the annoyances brought on by the need to *read* each punctuation. A lack of intelligence is no match for a lack of common decency in regards to the needs of people such as I to be able to read a paragraph without having to conciously note each period and comma. I will never forgive you for the milliseconds of precious time I wasted sounding out each individual punctuation mark. Two wrongs do not make a right, my friend. Period.
This thread has no redeeming value and only serves as a medium for venting my poor sense of humor. Where is that little animation of the smiley holding the sign that says, "Yay for mods" so I can voice my sarcasm in the fact that this thread still exists, while others which had atleast some notable reason for existance were cast into the oblivion of the ATS servers? I suppose it is wrong of me to question our mods motives, and I suppose thestatue has yet to be proven wrong in his claim that he is Ziba. This is why I will never be a mod.
