posted on Mar, 17 2007 @ 12:09 AM
Some would say that if you've lived life so carefully that you can donate your organs to another, you haven't really lived! Donated a liver, eh?
Well dammint, you just didn't drink enough. And them lungs? You shoulda just smoked yer head off...
How about that for a different slant on things?
And on the subject of smoking:
A guy calls in to a talk show where they're talking about anti smoking laws. Relates that he'd smoked all his life, and was healthy as an ox. But
his doctor kept nagging him to quit smoking. So at 40 he quit. Within months he gained weight severely, causing all kinds of other problems including
a thyroid they had to operate on. Within a year, he was a whale, miserable, and plagued with all kinds of health problems.
After two it was getting worse, and after 5 he decided he'd had enough. The doctors didn't know what to do and finally just told him to start
So he did, and within no time he was right back to normal. Lost the weight soon after and all the other stuff went away. Talk show host just chuckled.