38 year old guy admits to the sun that he has had sexual intercourse with....cars

Chris Donald,38 has admitted to the sun newspaper that has done it with over 30 diffrent cars. He says he prefers curvy bodywork to the breats and bums. A link is here

www.thesun.co.uk...



[edit on 9-3-2007 by silk101]

And this is just another shining example of ~WHY~ I am single, and seem to be remaining that way..................




(edit to add some MORE so I wont get a oneliner warn slap)

[edit on 9-3-2007 by theRiverGoddess]

Sex with Cars, now that really IS weird! He must be EXHAUSTed!

I guess his taste in cars is MANIfold!

I bet most of his cars go with a BANG!

Your turn lol

Ross

Wow!!! There must be an awful lot of vehicles out there that have rusted out gas tanks and gummed up gas lines. Lord, what next?

Gives a new meaning to taking it up the ol' tail pipe!

Hey man, did you ever see the lines on a Subaru Outback? With the nice fancy chrome exhaust pipe. My Outback and I made a home "video"!

If it ever gets leaked out on the internet perhaps we should call it "OUTBACK MOUNTAIN".

In all fairness, we have to consider the source of this story. The SUN... not exactly the epitome of reliability, but, it's a funny story nonetheless.

Ahhh,

So that's what they mean by "fender bender".

I wish that got me off too.
I woudln't have to date anymore = /

This thread is going to be the funniest one in a long time here at ATS. This is ridiuclously hilarious. If it is true, and I am not saying that it is, then this guy needs to check himself into the nearest psych ward immediately.

Perhaps he needs a vauxhallotomy? Or even a Carcumcision?

Ross

Now imagine if he saw this HOT car??

YouTube Link

He's probably exhausted right afterwards.

He might be the kind of guy that DASHES off once he's done.


I never understood how some people can polish theri crome for so long.

What a great story. From the above story link-



Experts. How wise. It's unusual.

And this gem-



See, I need to be an "expert" and get paid for insight like, "Sex with cars is strange. That'll be $2500."

Maybe he can double date with the road kill guy. "Hop into my girlfriend. We'll drive around and run over something sultry for you".

I expect there could be some WHEEL fun in having it off with a vehicle. I would be suprised if he hasnt already done some damage to his DRIVESHAFT.

For all we know his guy may be into watersports and may have PISTON the car instead

Those poor vehicles having to take it up the BACK BOX i feel sorry for them imagine being in the CLUTCH of such a madman!!!!!!!!!

I can just imagine him abusing a poor innocent vehicle then walking off saying "OIL BE BACK"

WOW bandit.. I think I would actually consider having sex with that car!

I just have a beat up chevy..

I do hope he uses adequate protection.
We wouldn't want him getting a van aerial disease.

He can't control himself. The cars drive him crazy.

They really get his motor running.

I bet he loves the fast cars.

I wonder if he prefers a PORSCHE bit of stuff or something a little more self-satisfying such as an old Rotary WANKel engine?

I guess once the knob is in gear it doesn't matter too much what the SHAFT is like? lol

I also wonder when he goes in the car wash if he pays a little extra for a wash and blow job!

Ross