posted on May, 21 2007 @ 03:47 PM
Plan A: Nuclear powered laser tank.
Doesn't exist you say? Well, neither do zombies!
Ok.... ok... so there's an zombie uprising. My first stop would be Wal-Mart (hopefully society hasn't broken down at this point) and purchase two
twelveguage pump-action shotguns, as well as a high-powered 30-06 rifle. Stock up on ammunition and make your firearms strictly plan-b. (Bullets will
get scarce pretty quickly). Plan A would be a nice, sharp and (very importantly) heavy bladed wearpon. Think a broadsword or a roman gladius. or even
a small, one-handed battle-axe. The reason behind this is weapons such as katanas are designed for piercing and slashing, where with a zombie, you're
trying to hack bits (esp. the head) off.
The next step, assuming full-scale apocolyptic invasion, would be to find a nice rural area, with a lot of open land around you. At this point,
zombies aren't your main threat; instead, your fellow survivors are now equally a threat. Post signs which state clearly "Zombies and Looters past
this point are shot on sight."
That's a good start anyway...