posted on Mar, 14 2007 @ 05:57 PM
I plan on making a killing selling decoy brains by the cart load.
Zombies like brains we all know zombies love brains ask them what they love and they'll scream it at ya BRAINSSSSS!!!
Though to be completely honest I believe their answer to everything is brains, two plus two?, where's the exxon station?
It's all brains to them.
But do they only love human brains?
I say no I say they love all kinds of yummy scrummy brains but they go after humans because we're readily available and they are mindless zombies
But if you order my survival brain pack you can distract the zombies with a tasty treat while you run and hide...or reload that shotgun baby!
A cow brain is a horrible thing to waste especially when you can feed it to a zombie.
Buy them in packs of two, four or six*, all come in easy open plastic bags with your choice of original, barbecue or tandori seasoning.**
Also available the Brain Bag Surpise. Basically it's a hefty bag filled with brains, all kinds of brains, big ones, small ones and...oh my god
But at 14.95 who cares where they come from it's a brain buffet in a bag. Throw it and run!
*Cow skulls sold in packs of five, that's right five.
**Original Seasoning is a propietary blend of Salt, paprika, all spice and a specially manufactured fear induced flop sweat...zombies love it!